Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/eliistender10/status/1385849737262374913?s=21

Hate The Carpenters, worst band of all time.

Of all Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TurdBomber]

It's a shame my first legit GF's name was Karen, and she was and I'm sure still is, a total sweetheart.

Noc

You're supposed to care about justice, Benny. But you don't.

And you just exposed yourself as a fraud. Thank you for your honesty.

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/super70ssports/status/1386723556680142855?s=21

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://twitter.com/ing2firebrand/status/1387350809948590080?s=21

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/thexybeatht/status/1384634681094643714?s=21

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/thexybeatht/status/1385817801777061895?s=21

 

[dnc]

https://twitter.com/thexybeatht/status/1385297232858009604?s=20

 

[RaceBannon]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-arrest-arizona-man-finding-severed-finger-77290320

MARICOPA, Ariz. -- Authorities in Arizona have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor’s car tires after an argument.

Maricopa Police Department spokesman Hal Koozer said Kevin Johnson was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway, the Casa Grande Dispatch reported Wednesday.

Francesca Wikoff told police she found the finger on April 15 after discovering her vehicle had two slashed tires on one side. Police said a trail of blood led to a nearby residence.

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-arrest-arizona-man-finding-severed-finger-77290320

MARICOPA, Ariz. -- Authorities in Arizona have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor’s car tires after an argument.

Maricopa Police Department spokesman Hal Koozer said Kevin Johnson was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway, the Casa Grande Dispatch reported Wednesday.

Francesca Wikoff told police she found the finger on April 15 after discovering her vehicle had two slashed tires on one side. Police said a trail of blood led to a nearby residence.

Known car-keyer @PurpleThrobber would never be so sloppy.

Hal Koozer is a great name, btw.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-arrest-arizona-man-finding-severed-finger-77290320

MARICOPA, Ariz. -- Authorities in Arizona have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor’s car tires after an argument.

Maricopa Police Department spokesman Hal Koozer said Kevin Johnson was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway, the Casa Grande Dispatch reported Wednesday.

Francesca Wikoff told police she found the finger on April 15 after discovering her vehicle had two slashed tires on one side. Police said a trail of blood led to a nearby residence.

Known car-keyer @PurpleThrobber would never be so sloppy.

Hal Koozer is a great name, btw.

Pfftt. rookie

use the Tire de-stem tool.

 

[TurdBomber]

That's noisy and time consuming, throbber. An Oyster knife is much faster.

 

[Baseman]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-arrest-arizona-man-finding-severed-finger-77290320

MARICOPA, Ariz. -- Authorities in Arizona have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor’s car tires after an argument.

Maricopa Police Department spokesman Hal Koozer said Kevin Johnson was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway, the Casa Grande Dispatch reported Wednesday.

Francesca Wikoff told police she found the finger on April 15 after discovering her vehicle had two slashed tires on one side. Police said a trail of blood led to a nearby residence.

Johnson is no Ted Bundy

 

[RaceBannon]

I turned to my wife and said how drunk to you have to be to not know you cut off your finger

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I turned to my wife and said how drunk to you have to be to not know you cut off your finger

Good thing the neighbors were able to finger the suspect.

 

[alumni94]

I turned to my wife and said how drunk to you have to be to not know you cut off your finger

I guess ask Gal Gadot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...Gadot-shares-gory-details-cut-tip-finger.html

 

[BennyBeaver]

I turned to my wife and said how drunk to you have to be to not know you cut off your finger

Good thing the neighbors were able to finger the suspect.

 

[rodmansrage]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-arrest-arizona-man-finding-severed-finger-77290320

MARICOPA, Ariz. -- Authorities in Arizona have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor’s car tires after an argument.

Maricopa Police Department spokesman Hal Koozer said Kevin Johnson[/b] was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway, the Casa Grande Dispatch reported Wednesday.

Francesca Wikoff told police she found the finger on April 15 after discovering her vehicle had two slashed tires on one side. Police said a trail of blood led to a nearby residence.

sad to see how far kevin johnson has fallen....

 

[dnc]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-arrest-arizona-man-finding-severed-finger-77290320

MARICOPA, Ariz. -- Authorities in Arizona have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor’s car tires after an argument.

Maricopa Police Department spokesman Hal Koozer said Kevin Johnson[/b] was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway, the Casa Grande Dispatch reported Wednesday.

Francesca Wikoff told police she found the finger on April 15 after discovering her vehicle had two slashed tires on one side. Police said a trail of blood led to a nearby residence.

sad to see how far kevin johnson has fallen....

I know you're being sarcasmic but it's a lot worse than that, he's like a mayor/child molester.

 

[RaceBannon]

https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article118734493.html

 

[dnc]

https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article118734493.html

Desert Princess