Ran into Coach Pete at a record store on the Ave

I ran into coach Pete at the great American casino in Everett the week he became the coach. True story
 
Saw coach Pete at the Montlake Cut on Opening Day in May 2014. He has thing for Try Hard Whites.
 
Internet is for fags. Picking up slutty chicks at the bar is one of my favorite hobbies

Because it involves drinking heavily with a nice surprise at night and a crappy surprise in the morning most of the time

Isn't fornicating with a female the opposite of being a fag? There's sluts on the internet too.

nope. it matters how you do it.

aspbergers guy who never leaves the house except to meet and bang tinderellas is still a huge fag
 
Internet is for fags. Picking up slutty chicks at the bar is one of my favorite hobbies

Because it involves drinking heavily with a nice surprise at night and a crappy surprise in the morning most of the time

Isn't fornicating with a female the opposite of being a fag? There's sluts on the internet too.

nope. it matters how you do it.

aspbergers guy who never leaves the house except to meet and bang tinderellas is still a huge fag

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What's a record store?

You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?

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My wife got rid of my vinyl years ago like the mom who threw out the baseball cards.

I am 100% digital but there really is nothing like putting a disc on the turntable.

When I was single if I could get the girl to my place to listen to records it was a 81% sure thing that my musical genius would get her pants off.

what was his name?

Who the fuck are you?

"Kid mother fucking rock from the old school" Side note. He is playing in Eugene at a musical festival in August. I should pm him to stay away from the porking lot.
 
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