Race Bannon's OFFICIAL Golf Talk 2023-2024 Thread


JFC is correct. Embarrassing. Speaking for myself and all of my libtard friends and golf partners, this doesn't represent any of us or anyone else I associate with. The tampon joke is hilarious just like when one of us says something like "is your uterus flairing up today" after running a drive past someone.

Men tease each other about being like women because we are not. Women surely can do the same. Born female or otherwise.
 
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Last night I got the full brunt of living in a house of liberated women...went out for "Happy" hour, and Tiger's pained apology presser was on the screen. After explaining why he looked "sad" and the reason for the "apology", I was under full attack, and, after a few libations, refused to back down. The flaw in my well-reasoned argument was uttering "I get it, but I don't think you do"...They are coming after Boys Club...If you want to find me, I'll be in "the dog house"..."Hit it with your purse, Sally"...
 
Anyone watching the Netflix golf docuseries, Full Swing?

They’re giving golf the Drive to Survive treatment. Not bad.

@MrsSnow was watching this.

I think anyone who goes to the LIV Tour is a fucking turd.

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LIV is the senior tour for 40 somethings and injured 30 somethings

54 holes. Sad
 
You're not really trying to make the tour you want to crush stronger

Norman chokes again
 
LIV is the senior tour for 40 somethings and injured 30 somethings

54 holes. Sad

But it has forced the PGA to make changes to how they do bidness.

Like?

The better players demanded more money as a %, and they got it. Bigger payday events will bring the best together more often.

Now that we are through Rivera, the remaining courses for the year still fucking suck though.
 
The players have actually controlled the tour since Jack and Arnie took over in the 60s and broke it off

Jack didn't like the all exempt tour but the players wanted a middle class and got a big one.

LIV put the focus back on paying the top dogs so they don't leave

The tour still has to control the stars of tomorrow

The media blackout of LIV will kill them

Remember Dustin Johnson? Me neither
 
Brooksie’s wife is pretty whoreish, but she isn’t going to hold up past 35. Paulina will look good forever.

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