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fauxdawgman
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Thanks for reading.
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PostGameOrangeSlices
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Thing is, when you get passionate enough to rant, no one wants to take the time to read that novella.
You bring up good points, but you would reach a larger audience with brevity.
or at least add a fucking TL;DR summary at the end
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Tequilla
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Last big one that I wrote before that was a TL, DR at the start.
I could just as easily break them up into smaller posts but with a number behind them.
Normally if you get a TL, DR post from me, it's normally going to be tied to a) something is on my mind or b) I've been away for a day or two and have a number of points to make and just do it in a single post instead of responding directly to 4-6 posts.
Shouldn't you be spending more time making Little Jimmy feel like shit?
I could just as easily break them up into smaller posts but with a number behind them.
Normally if you get a TL, DR post from me, it's normally going to be tied to a) something is on my mind or b) I've been away for a day or two and have a number of points to make and just do it in a single post instead of responding directly to 4-6 posts.
Shouldn't you be spending more time making Little Jimmy feel like shit?
PostGameOrangeSlices
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If Cornell actually gets his feelings hurt over internet posting, then I'm the least of his problems...
I would gladly meet up with him and drink and talk husky football. It was the $50 that I took issue with
and thanks for marginalizing the point I made. keep making long ass rants that no one will fucking read
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Hey, I read it. I actually printed it off and took it to the shitter when I had a particularly aggressive growler to unleash. I got halfway through (almost) before my legs fell asleep. I will finish it up later tonight...I'm having Mexican for dinner.
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If you have to offer complete strangers $50 to hand out with you then you are a fucking future serial killer.
Cased closed. End of discussion.
Cased closed. End of discussion.
PostGameOrangeSlices
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lol Swaye is killin it today
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Tequilla
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Not marginalizing at all.
I totally get that I make an occassionally TL, DR post ... so be it. Read it if you want. If you'd rather scour the interwebs for more Lemon Party pictures, be my guest. I don't give a fuck.
We all make "long" posts from time to time ... are you going to act like an #interwebsmessageboardpostinglengthsuperiorityguy to all?
IF I was making TL, DR posts 50% of the time, then go ahead and run your mouth. But I'm not. Not even close.
All you're doing is making a mountain out of a mole hill. It's the kind of behavior that I'd expect out of Kim Jong Vino.
Why are you trying to instigate a meeting at the Circle K on MLK Blvd for a gloves off, let's roll contest?
BTW, what's the $50 reference regarding Little Jimmy about?
I'm in a particularly stupid work meeting right now...been going on for over an hour now....so I have a deep concentration look on my face as if I am taking notes on the useless drivel being said, but instead am writing stories about taking huge shits while reading Tequilla's latest War and Peace masterpiece, and Kim getting hit in the ass with a napalm meteor. Who says work doesn't kick ass?
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Little Jimmy was pressing badly so he challenged anyone to meet up with him for a drink. He'll give you $50. He said it to me, then Damone, then started offering everyone $50 to go hang out with him.
It was the creepiest thing I've seen on here and that says a lot.
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Look man, all I'm saying is you make good points when you get passionate, and that more people would read those points if the post was more concise. I'm not trying to take the golves off here.
And Timer described the Jim situation pretty well.