Question for the bored

I might've found 4 ounces of Canadian indica for about $1000 at the end of the 80s. Or maybe 2.5 ounces at the standard $15/gram.
 
I thought this topic would inspire a long thread of joking and nostalgia. THUD.

Oh well...
 
I'd buy the hot blonde who ignores me and whose lawn I mow a white leather jacket instead of the telescope I was going to use to look through her windows. We would agree that she would fake go out with me and make me cool, but we'd actually catch some feelings. Through some pitfalls and other bitches who I'd plow in the back of my family station wagon, she and I would reconnect on the lawn mower, the vibrating motor bringing her more pleasure than I could actually every dream of providing.
 
I'd buy the hot blonde who ignores me and whose lawn I mow a white leather jacket instead of the telescope I was going to use to look through her windows. We would agree that she would fake go out with me and make me cool, but we'd actually catch some feelings. Through some pitfalls and other bitches who I'd plow in the back of my family station wagon, she and I would reconnect on the lawn mower, the vibrating motor bringing her more pleasure than I could actually every dream of providing.
Oddly specific
 
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