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RaceBannon

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I was at a jobsite yesterday waiting for a man lift and a guy was talking to his buddy (not on the phone) and said

Man my wife was horny and really wanted it then she ate a pizza with gluten in it and got sick so I got cock blocked by a pizza

My question is whatever happened to not tonight I have a headache? Is gluten the new headache?
 
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Man my wife was horny and really wanted it then she ate a pizza with gluten in it and got sick so I got cock blocked by a pizza

My question is whatever happened to not tonight I have a headache? Is gluten the new headache?
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Might have to ask @HardcoreAnnLanders about this one, as:

1) I’m not allergic/sensitive to gluten
2) I am a member of the world’s oldest profession, so I perform no matter what. The madam likes to tell all of us at the brothel that we’re not unlike the postal service, “Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these women from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
 
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This gluten shit is getting to be re-god-damned-diculous.

Western civilizations entire existence is based off bread.
 
Gluten is the new MSG.

Which was a racist anti Chinese hoax anyway.
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I'm still sweating out the MSG I ate by the barrel-full at the China Firsts on the Ave, BITD.

I'm fairly certain my hide will outlive my internal organs by 100 years or more, thanks to that MSG.
 
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