Queery: Where do you get your weed?

When I first moved to California and didn't know anyone, I bought weed from my neighbor. He was a 19 year old, spoiled trustafarian who was big on going green and alternative energy.

I always hated going over there because he would want to socialize and smoke a joint before selling the weed. I always had to make up elaborate stories on why I was in a hurry. I just wanted to get my fucking weed and play xbox or watch tv. I wouldn't be surprised if him and CollegeDoog were best friends. Maybe it was CollegeDoog himself.
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Lol this is so true. The best dealers are the ones who don't let you come inside and just swap the money for the bag really quick. I don't want to get blazed and get some lecture about what strain it is I am buying and then start talking about random topics I don't really care about.
 
When I first moved to California and didn't know anyone, I bought weed from my neighbor. He was a 19 year old, spoiled trustafarian who was big on going green and alternative energy. I wouldn't be surprised of him and CollegeDoog were best friends.
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Was it this guy?

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It's been a while, but usually I got it from guys I worked with. I saw his source once, and it was these shady Mexican fucks.

It's legal here, but only with those medical cards. My neighbor seems shady enough to have some and if he offered, I'd probably do it, but being an adult (sort of) past 30, it's not a habit I want to start up again.

I've already been over my bad trip. I don't feel like rehashing that right now (rimshot)
 
When I first moved to California and didn't know anyone, I bought weed from my neighbor. He was a 19 year old, spoiled trustafarian who was big on going green and alternative energy. I wouldn't be surprised of him and CollegeDoog were best friends.
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Was it this guy?

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Like they want to go listen to a bunch of Phish records while you read your lame ass poetry
 
When I first moved to California and didn't know anyone, I bought weed from my neighbor. He was a 19 year old, spoiled trustafarian who was big on going green and alternative energy.

I always hated going over there because he would want to socialize and smoke a joint before selling the weed. I always had to make up elaborate stories on why I was in a hurry. I just wanted to get my fucking weed and play xbox or watch tv. I wouldn't be surprised if him and CollegeDoog were best friends. Maybe it was CollegeDoog himself.
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Lol this is so true. The best dealers are the ones who don't let you come inside and just swap the money for the bag really quick. I don't want to get blazed and get some lecture about what strain it is I am buying and then start talking about random topics I don't really care about.
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Disagree. The best dealers are the homie dealers who weigh out 2.7 gram dubs, and give you a fat dab of hash oil for stopping by and not giving money to the competition
 
I've already been over my bad trip. I don't feel like rehashing that right now (rimshot)
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Lol, I remember that story.

You are either mildly schizophrenic, accidentally drank a water bottle full of lsd, or ate a weed brownie with 10000mg thc.

Someone without underlying mental health issues doesn't just trip for 10 hours by smoking ganja, brah
 
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I've already been over my bad trip. I don't feel like rehashing that right now (rimshot)
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Lol, I remember that story.

You are either mildly schizophrenic, accidentally drank a water bottle full of lsd, or ate a weed brownie with 10000mg thc.

Someone without underlying mental health issues doesn't just trip for 10 hours by smoking ganja, brah
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It was laced with something. No schizophrenia here
 
I've already been over my bad trip. I don't feel like rehashing that right now (rimshot)
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Lol, I remember that story.

You are either mildly schizophrenic, accidentally drank a water bottle full of lsd, or ate a weed brownie with 10000mg thc.

Someone without underlying mental health issues doesn't just trip for 10 hours by smoking ganja, brah
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It was laced with something. No schizophrenia here
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It was not weed that did this to you. I had a bad experience with hash once but it lasted like 30 minutes tops. No bud keeps you high for 10 hours.
 
Apparently nobody on here has been on the Ave lately. Anyone that looks like they might sell you some, will.
 
I've already been over my bad trip. I don't feel like rehashing that right now (rimshot)
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Lol, I remember that story.

You are either mildly schizophrenic, accidentally drank a water bottle full of lsd, or ate a weed brownie with 10000mg thc.

Someone without underlying mental health issues doesn't just trip for 10 hours by smoking ganja, brah
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You say that like it's a bad thing
 
I've already been over my bad trip. I don't feel like rehashing that right now (rimshot)
Click to expand...

Lol, I remember that story.

You are either mildly schizophrenic, accidentally drank a water bottle full of lsd, or ate a weed brownie with 10000mg thc.

Someone without underlying mental health issues doesn't just trip for 10 hours by smoking ganja, brah
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It was laced with something. No schizophrenia here
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No bud keeps you high for 10 hours.
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disagree...eat a batch of weed brownies
 
My wife is using the butter to make caramel corn. Talk about a mellow buzz that whoops your ass after eating 1/2 a bag in 2 hours.
 
There is so much freedom in Texas we CHOSE to not let anyone have the option to recreationally enjoy a harmless blunt without funding a drug cartel.
 
I've already been over my bad trip. I don't feel like rehashing that right now (rimshot)
Click to expand...

Lol, I remember that story.

You are either mildly schizophrenic, accidentally drank a water bottle full of lsd, or ate a weed brownie with 10000mg thc.

Someone without underlying mental health issues doesn't just trip for 10 hours by smoking ganja, brah
Click to expand...

It was laced with something. No schizophrenia here
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No bud keeps you high for 10 hours.
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disagree...eat a batch of weed brownies
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This is true. But really one is more than enough to get you stoned for 10 hours or more. Amsterdam space cake will do the trick nicely too. The added bonus are the scantily clad whores in the windows you can look at as you stumble around the canals and get lost in a weird city. Green dragon tincture will also fuck you up for a whole day if it's strong.
 
I get mine from a buddy that lives on Waldron Island year round (largest Island in the San Jauns that doesn't have regular ferry service). I get there by float plane. He has been growing it outdoors there for years.... they don't have regular visits from the county sherif there. It's organic.
 
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