Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

DugtheDoog

DugtheDoog

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I was trying to think of doogisms earlier but would like a more comprehensive list, mainly for the humor involved. I personally enjoy the "oline recruiting has been fine." The always solid "more players stayed around and it was the best summer since I've been here." Of course the "you would have wanted Don James fired" classic.
 
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"You need coaching stability to win! You just can't keep firing coaches all the time".

It's my personal favorite because yes you can just keep firing coaches all the time as that is better than sticking with a loser coach.
 
"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.
 
The schedule is too tough.
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I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.
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It's such an easy problem to solve too:

Replace the 75% of the schedule that is Pac-12 opponents with Big Sky opponents.
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Give Pool Boy credit he's trying to do that. Look at next years dreckfest of a fucking schedule.
 
Some of these are pretty obvious but the cupboard was bare myth. And I personally have a few belly laughs in the press box when I read these morons commenting on how lucky we are to have such a stand up, class guy as our coach.
 
"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.
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In defense of the Doogs, the fucktarded ADs of the last decade have actually lived up to that Doogism.
 
"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.
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In defense of the Doogs, the fucktarded ADs of the last decade have actually lived up to that Doogism.
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I kind of put our dumb ass AD's in the same category as our Doogs.

I also love when you do bring up coaches who are better than current shitty coach X they nit pick the fuck out of them or they say "He wouldn't come here anyways he has a CONTRACT!"
 
You can't possibly expect kids to stay in state these days, especially when you have the internetz, facebook and Skype. We're in on bigger and better kids anyway.
 
"We are recruiting a different type of athlete". Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean since he changes his system every couple of years.
 
Character issues. It's so fucking vague that even if they get called on it, F3 can passive-aggressively argue he was right until they realize it's not worth arguing with that POS.

And grade issues. They know 9 months later people will forget they said it and even if they're called on it they can pull the "he got a lot of work done and barely squeaked by."
 
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Look for a late commitment for Sark from...... Banner, Garnett, Armstead, Jack, Vanderdoes, Mixon, Baker, Pelon etc.

Mora hasn't proven he's any better than Sark.
 
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