QB1 says Merry Xmas

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Hypothetical: This is a thread about my family's Christmas wishes, and I'm reading the thread.

"Your mom's fat." Oh, these lovable scamps.[/i]

"Way to be going bald, Dude." HA! Hardcore Husky does it again![/i]

"Nice shitty sleeves, big bro." Nailed it again! That's funny, fellas, he does have have weird sleeves![/i]

"Mom and Dad and Bro are an offensive line." Good one![/i]

[Sees Brazzers logo on photo] WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT IS THIS SHIT!? I AM HORRIBLY OFFENDED AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY![/i]

 

[rustysavage]

Sorry... but those ain't no 3/4 sleeves fellas. 3/4 is the cut for baseball undershirts. If this dude reaches for anything those are popping back over his elbow.

 

[ntxduck]

https://twitter.com/Bcm55Bryan/status/1342674934259073024?s=20

Who are the offensive lineman? Don't recognize them.

Ossai, mcgary, and center

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/Bcm55Bryan/status/1342674934259073024?s=20

Who are the offensive lineman? Don't recognize them.

Ossai, mcgary, and center

Dude best cash in on his BMOC status right now with hot asian cheerleader. The future doesn't look great from a dating-site perspective.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

https://twitter.com/Bcm55Bryan/status/1342674934259073024?s=20

Dude is doing the most he can with those genetics.