Shitcoins are for speculating and spinning the roulette wheel on. I believe in the big three of BTC, ETH, and ADA as future commodities that I'm holding long and staking into exchanges. Still, I don't have so much money in them that if they crash I'll be fucked.
There's no appreciable "seasonality" to any crypto that I know of and if there were the market is developed enough at this point it would be baked into the prices anyways.
I've finally talked Mrs. Throbber v2.0 into dropping some jack into crypto - specifically Bitcoin as a hedge against inflation and/or anarchy. Should I just buy that shit through my Schwab/eTrade accounts or are there platforms that are specific to Bitcoin where I can park the investment indefinitely.
I've got enough other 'fairy dust' kind of investments so she's about to cut my balls off by taking 'her' money (which really means 'ours' but she's kind of territorial). Where can I send my BidenDollars so they are safe in bitcoin?
And a special thank you/fuck off to @DerekJohnson for posting Mark Moss videos up the ying yang until i finally caved and watched a bunch of them.