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I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up

You forgot how much you hate the loud abrasive rap music they blast instead of letting the band play throughout the game
I also hate the reduced capacity, lack of urinal troughs, and fans who sit silently at the 50 yard line all game. And fuck your stupid chowder bread bowls.
 
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I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up

*you're

Otherwise, poast of the year.
 
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And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.

Now you're just griping.

The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.
 
And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.

Now you're just griping.

The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.
I could never pull that off. That's where I hide my boner.
 
I should also add that my friend Dean did as well. Unlike me, he has a huge dick. #askmehowiknow

No fucking excuses.

Does this story end in a threesome with big dick Dean and the fruit you brought home from the bar and had cocktails with?

If so, NTD, BB.
 
And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.

Now you're just griping.

The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.

The bottle in the front of the pants is the only way to go. Snuck an entire jeger bottle in mine for the Cal game last year. Tried to pawn it off to @Gladstone but blacked out and finished it.

Those fans HATED me.
 
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Many apologies to @AZDuck that it took 2 days to recognize the subtle brilliance.
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POST MY BOND, DUCK!?!!!111
 
And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.

Now you're just griping.

The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.

The bottle in the front of the pants is the only way to go. Snuck an entire jeger bottle in mine for the Cal game last year. Tried to pawn it off to @Gladstone but blacked out and finished it.

Those fans HATED me.

I'm always down for shots of Jaeger, but an entire bottle of that licorice tasting shit? It would rank way down on the list for what I would prefer to drink in the hot sun.
 
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And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.

Now you're just griping.

The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.

The bottle in the front of the pants is the only way to go. Snuck an entire jeger bottle in mine for the Cal game last year. Tried to pawn it off to @Gladstone but blacked out and finished it.

Those fans HATED me.

I'm always down for shots of Jaeger, but an entire bottle of that licorice tasting shit? It would rank way down on the list for what I would prefer to drink in the hot sun.

agree
 
And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.

Now you're just griping.

The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.

The bottle in the front of the pants is the only way to go. Snuck an entire jeger bottle in mine for the Cal game last year. Tried to pawn it off to @Gladstone but blacked out and finished it.

Those fans HATED me.

I'm always down for shots of Jaeger, but an entire bottle of that licorice tasting shit? It would rank way down on the list for what I would prefer to drink in the hot sun.

IIRC, I tailgated with my Cal friends in SF, brought booze for the BART ride but had to piss like a motherfucker and sprinted off the train forgetting the vodka. This girl had energy drinks so the thought was jeger bombs when I ran into the liquor store in Berkeley.

Legit seats, the blue hairs wanted me dead.
 
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