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YellowSnow

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Well you think a lot of stuff in Oregon is cool that actually sucks so I just went with it.
 
Well you think a lot of stuff in Oregon is cool that actually sucks so I just went with it.
Seaside is nartsy. So is Salem and some of the PDX metro (both sides of the river). Such is the life of a traveling youth sports ball parent.
 
Seaside is paradise compared to the Miami Beach of Washington. I can smell the gas station convenience store fried chicken and elephant ears from here.
Long Beach?

Throbber has truly never understood the draw of either the Oregon or Washington coasts. The water is cold as fuck, its overcrowded and its a two hour drive from the closet airport. Throbber is forced to go there on a fairly regular basis due to Mrs. Throbber's kin being headquartered there. Salmon/halibut fishing is kind of fun but other than that, cannot fathom how families plan their vacations to that area. How much salt water taffy and Tillamook ice cream does one need?

Give the Throbber anything in Central America or the Caribbean. Shrinkage is not on my dance card.
 
Long Beach?

Throbber has truly never understood the draw of either the Oregon or Washington coasts. The water is cold as fuck, its overcrowded and its a two hour drive from the closet airport. Throbber is forced to go there on a fairly regular basis due to Mrs. Throbber's kin being headquartered there. Salmon/halibut fishing is kind of fun but other than that, cannot fathom how families plan their vacations to that area. How much salt water taffy and Tillamook ice cream does one need?

Give the Throbber anything in Central America or the Caribbean. Shrinkage is not on my dance card.
I don't much care for any of the WA coast spots. Cannon Beach, Pacific City, Newport, etc, are ok for what they are- i.e., driving distance and can be scenic.

But yeah, as someone who grew spending 3 weeks a summer on private, gated, community beach in Laguna, NW beaches can fuck off. Thank you Grandma Yella for buying low and selling high!

Warren Buffet and Buzz Aldrin were neighbors.
 
Long Beach?

Throbber has truly never understood the draw of either the Oregon or Washington coasts. The water is cold as fuck, its overcrowded and its a two hour drive from the closet airport. Throbber is forced to go there on a fairly regular basis due to Mrs. Throbber's kin being headquartered there. Salmon/halibut fishing is kind of fun but other than that, cannot fathom how families plan their vacations to that area. How much salt water taffy and Tillamook ice cream does one need?

Give the Throbber anything in Central America or the Caribbean. Shrinkage is not on my dance card.
I think you need to take a long walk on an Oregon beach and gain some perspective.
 
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