Puka Nacua, 2019 4* WR, Orem, UT (Committed)

[1to392831weretaken]

I've never been asked to leave. Never been asked to self-immolate. Nobody's ever suggested that I kill myself.

Okay. I get it. I can see when I'm not wanted. Later, guys.

 

[CuntWaffle]

If this kid goes on local TV without an Oregon hat on the table and then trolls us and Utah fans by pulling an Oregon hat out of a fucking bag or revealing an Oregon t-shirt underneath a zip up jacket, fuck him forever! That would be some ultimate fuck boy shit! But if Oregon is actually out of it, then I respect him wherever he goes. If he's been trolling Oregon with Twitter likes only to choose Washington, I'll love him forever.

So what?

What do mean so what? Do you have no morals? It's a matter of respect. I would not raise my future son[/b] to go on local television and troll coaches that have offered him scholarships and spent all this time recruiting him for months. If Oregon is not a hat on the table, they better be out of it or else fuck him. I don't play that shit.

Christ. Please don't have children.

It’s ok. You need a female partner to have a kid.

 

[Ballz]

If this kid goes on local TV without an Oregon hat on the table and then trolls us and Utah fans by pulling an Oregon hat out of a fucking bag or revealing an Oregon t-shirt underneath a zip up jacket, fuck him forever! That would be some ultimate fuck boy shit! But if Oregon is actually out of it, then I respect him wherever he goes. If he's been trolling Oregon with Twitter likes only to choose Washington, I'll love him forever.

So what?

What do mean so what? Do you have no morals? It's a matter of respect. I would not raise my future son[/b] to go on local television and troll coaches that have offered him scholarships and spent all this time recruiting him for months. If Oregon is not a hat on the table, they better be out of it or else fuck him. I don't play that shit.

Christ. Please don't have children.

It’s ok. You need a female partner to have a kid.

Guess that rules out your "girlfriend" whose dick is bigger than yours.

 

[DoogCourics]

Utah boards roasting Fatters and Ektard:

It's funny to look at the 247 message boards for posts regarding Puka. While he is scheduled to announce today, UW has zero threads discussing this announcement and I can only find one thread that even mentions his name. They talk about their scholarship numbers and how he will count if he signs, but if he doesn't, they will give the scholarship to another player.

As for this board, there are 3 threads and 93 posts directly attributed to Puka on the 1st page alone. While most recognize Utah is a long shot, there is clearly a really strong desire to keep this kid in Utah.

HRYK, the only place I've checked for updates is the Utah/Oregon/USC boards because I know Ektard and Fatters have zero inside info. This last cycle, they've largely gone dark and let Biggins/Huffman/Angulo do all their updates and inside info.

Life look in on Fatters/Ektard getting a tip from their "sources":

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Either way, this should be interesting.

 

[Ballz]

Utah boards roasting Fatters and Ektard:

It's funny to look at the 247 message boards for posts regarding Puka. While he is scheduled to announce today, UW has zero threads discussing this announcement and I can only find one thread that even mentions his name. They talk about their scholarship numbers and how he will count if he signs, but if he doesn't, they will give the scholarship to another player.

As for this board, there are 3 threads and 93 posts directly attributed to Puka on the 1st page alone. While most recognize Utah is a long shot, there is clearly a really strong desire to keep this kid in Utah.

HRYK, the only place I've checked for updates is the Utah/Oregon/USC boards because I know Ektard and Fatters have zero inside info. This last cycle, they've largely gone dark and let Biggins/Huffman/Angulo do all their updates and inside info.

Life look in on Fatters/Ektard getting a tip from their "sources":

View attachment 17952

Something is up. They've always been lazy as fuck but now it seems like whatever "sources" they used to have, have now dried up. They don't know shit about any UW recruits and are just guessing like the rest of us. Ektard doesn't want to make predictions and even when he does, Kim gets pissed if he doesn't "hedge them correctly". I was amused to see them create a thread thanking the national guys for doing their jobs for them. If they were independent, Roof would put them out of business in a month. The 247 network is keeping them afloat.

 

[dhdawg]

Utah boards roasting Fatters and Ektard:

It's funny to look at the 247 message boards for posts regarding Puka. While he is scheduled to announce today, UW has zero threads discussing this announcement and I can only find one thread that even mentions his name. They talk about their scholarship numbers and how he will count if he signs, but if he doesn't, they will give the scholarship to another player.

As for this board, there are 3 threads and 93 posts directly attributed to Puka on the 1st page alone. While most recognize Utah is a long shot, there is clearly a really strong desire to keep this kid in Utah.

HRYK, the only place I've checked for updates is the Utah/Oregon/USC boards because I know Ektard and Fatters have zero inside info. This last cycle, they've largely gone dark and let Biggins/Huffman/Angulo do all their updates and inside info.

Life look in on Fatters/Ektard getting a tip from their "sources":

View attachment 17952

Something is up. They've always been lazy as fuck but now it seems like whatever "sources" they used to have, have now dried up. They don't know shit about any UW recruits and are just guessing like the rest of us. Ektard doesn't want to make predictions and even when he does, Kim gets pissed if he doesn't "hedge them correctly". I was amused to see them create a thread thanking the national guys for doing their jobs for them. If they were independent, Roof would put them out of business in a month. The 247 network is keeping them afloat.

Ektard's blogs are literally a copycat of angulo/biggins but mostly roof.

Current UW coach on staff that I know says Eklund literally calls him every week begging for info, dude is desperate.

 

[lawsandl]

Y’all are jaded. Everything on our board is UW vs Oregon (with UCLA trying to wiggle it’s way in) and UW probably leading.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Y’all are jaded. Everything on our board is UW vs Oregon (with UCLA trying to wiggle it’s way in) and UW probably leading.

Knew here?

 

[Ballz]

If this kid goes on local TV without an Oregon hat on the table and then trolls us and Utah fans by pulling an Oregon hat out of a fucking bag or revealing an Oregon t-shirt underneath a zip up jacket, fuck him forever! That would be some ultimate fuck boy shit! But if Oregon is actually out of it, then I respect him wherever he goes. If he's been trolling Oregon with Twitter likes only to choose Washington, I'll love him forever.

So what?

What do mean so what? Do you have no morals? It's a matter of respect. I would not raise my future son[/b] to go on local television and troll coaches that have offered him scholarships and spent all this time recruiting him for months. If Oregon is not a hat on the table, they better be out of it or else fuck him. I don't play that shit.

Christ. Please don't have children.

It’s ok. You need a female partner to have a kid.

Guess that rules out your "girlfriend" whose dick is bigger than yours.

Every micropenis on the board downvoted this. Lol triggered much.

 

[BeerThirty]

Twitter says OREGON - rumor mill says UW. This is a pretty classic twitter vs. rumors situation.

Twitter has always won.

That's why I still think Oregon.

Fuck off..... rumor mill wins

rumor mills are like assholes. Most of them are full of shit

 

[Baseman]

Y’all are jaded. Everything on our board is UW vs Oregon (with UCLA trying to wiggle it’s way in) and UW probably leading.

Beat the Fuskies. NOTHING ELSE matters

 

[CuntWaffle]

If this kid goes on local TV without an Oregon hat on the table and then trolls us and Utah fans by pulling an Oregon hat out of a fucking bag or revealing an Oregon t-shirt underneath a zip up jacket, fuck him forever! That would be some ultimate fuck boy shit! But if Oregon is actually out of it, then I respect him wherever he goes. If he's been trolling Oregon with Twitter likes only to choose Washington, I'll love him forever.

So what?

What do mean so what? Do you have no morals? It's a matter of respect. I would not raise my future son[/b] to go on local television and troll coaches that have offered him scholarships and spent all this time recruiting him for months. If Oregon is not a hat on the table, they better be out of it or else fuck him. I don't play that shit.

Christ. Please don't have children.

It’s ok. You need a female partner to have a kid.

Guess that rules out your "girlfriend" whose dick is bigger than yours.

Yikes. Try harder. I mean it is pretty much impossible for you but you sure can try!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Utah boards roasting Fatters and Ektard:

It's funny to look at the 247 message boards for posts regarding Puka. While he is scheduled to announce today, UW has zero threads discussing this announcement and I can only find one thread that even mentions his name. They talk about their scholarship numbers and how he will count if he signs, but if he doesn't, they will give the scholarship to another player.

As for this board, there are 3 threads and 93 posts directly attributed to Puka on the 1st page alone. While most recognize Utah is a long shot, there is clearly a really strong desire to keep this kid in Utah.

HRYK, the only place I've checked for updates is the Utah/Oregon/USC boards because I know Ektard and Fatters have zero inside info. This last cycle, they've largely gone dark and let Biggins/Huffman/Angulo do all their updates and inside info.

Life look in on Fatters/Ektard getting a tip from their "sources":

View attachment 17952

Something is up. They've always been lazy as fuck but now it seems like whatever "sources" they used to have, have now dried up. They don't know shit about any UW recruits and are just guessing like the rest of us. Ektard doesn't want to make predictions and even when he does, Kim gets pissed if he doesn't "hedge them correctly". I was amused to see them create a thread thanking the national guys for doing their jobs for them. If they were independent, Roof would put them out of business in a month. The 247 network is keeping them afloat.

Ektard's blogs are literally a copycat of angulo/biggins but mostly roof.

Current UW coach on staff that I know says Eklund literally calls him every week begging for info, dude is desperate.

 

[CuntWaffle]

I’m sure Eklunds prediction is “I think he ends up at UW but right now Oregon is the favorite”

 

[ntxduck]

I’m sure Eklunds prediction is “I think he ends up at UW but right now Oregon is the favorite”

"I think right now he ends up a Husky, but if XYZ happens I could see him going to Oregon or if ABC happens he could end up a Ute"

Uhhhh....thanks fucko

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

@DoogCourics TYFYS once again. Is there anyway you can win an award for being the best Enumclaw Truck Stop poaster?

 

[Baseman]

I’m sure Eklunds prediction is “I think he ends up at UW but right now Oregon is the favorite”

Some moms won’t fly. They just won’t.

 

[DoogCourics]

@DoogCourics TYFYS once again. Is there anyway you can win an award for being the best Enumclaw Truck Stop poaster?

I’ll take donations and promise I’ll buy myself and award.

 

[Domicillo]

@DoogCourics TYFYS once again. Is there anyway you can win an award for being the best Enumclaw Truck Stop poaster?

He’s already the Head Curator and Minister of Doogfarm, ESPN and Athletic Information. @Swaye doesn’t have a big enough budget to give him another title too.