Puka Nacua, 2019 4* WR, Orem, UT (Committed)

Don't shoot the messenger, as this is far from a done deal anyway and I'm skeptical he winds up at Oregon: The family of Penis Sewell is really close to Puka, their youngest son is on the Orem team. The rumor is that Daddy Sewell went to talk to the Nacua family, and told them they believe in Oregon so much that their oldest son, Nevada's best player, is grad transferring to Oregon. 2020 Noah Sewell seems like a no-brainer as well, so we're trying to give the best of the bagman and friends angle. Not a done deal yet on any things, but at least Penis' father bought some time.
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Papa Sewell hates us, so this checks out.
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Tuitele v. Sewell dad fight? I'd pay to see it.
 
Trusted insider “@Blais” from Doogman has chimed in with his highly true (0% false) intel

I substitute at the high school where I taught and coached for 31 years. I always wear my Husky jacket to the school. A young man in the class noticed my jacket and inquired if I was a UW fan. I said,”Yes!” He then informed that his good friend (Nukua) had committed to UW last night and was very excited about the decision. I hope I don’t cause a stir. Please take this with a very tiny grain of salt. I told my two sons about this, and they encouraged me to post it. We are huge Husky fans, and live in Utah.
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chinteresting..i am janitor in that school and all i got to say he is full of shit
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I'm the principla
Why would you even consider a school that just started recruiting you a month ago...

Hmmm 💰💰💰💰💰💰
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We've been over this. Doesn't matter what each team's pitch is. Oregon's staff does a better job of selling theirs than UW.
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Except with Hemuli and about 7 other guys on our commit list
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Missing the point. Some kids like the UW message. Some like the Duck message. Just saying when a kid is on the fence,
their delivery has more punch. I'm pretty sure most people would agree they are stronger recruiters and our staff are better coaches. I have no problem with our pitch. Just wish it had a bit more sack to it. Hopefully Harris and Adams bring some of that to the table
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With teenage boys, our target demo size is a lot smaller than the amount of TB’s that prefer the Oregon message. Just they way it’s going to be.
 
Don't shoot the messenger, as this is far from a done deal anyway and I'm skeptical he winds up at Oregon: The family of Penis Sewell is really close to Puka, their youngest son is on the Orem team. The rumor is that Daddy Sewell went to talk to the Nacua family, and told them they believe in Oregon so much that their oldest son, Nevada's best player, is grad transferring to Oregon. 2020 Noah Sewell seems like a no-brainer as well, so we're trying to give the best of the bagman and friends angle. Not a done deal yet on any things, but at least Penis' father bought some time.
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Papa Sewell hates us, so this checks out.
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Tuitele v. Sewell dad fight? I'd pay to see it.
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Never fight a man who'd name his son Penis.
 
Just followed Graham Harrell and liking shit about Oregon USC and UCLA. What the fuck
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Please go to USC.
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It'll be Oregon or SC. No way UCLA knows how to use a bag man judging by their class.
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Just followed Graham Harrell and liking shit about Oregon USC and UCLA. What the fuck
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Please go to USC.
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It'll be Oregon or SC. No way UCLA knows how to use a bag man judging by their class.
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This is true, Chip Kelly was so bad at it he used an actual university checking account as the bagman.

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Don't shoot the messenger, as this is far from a done deal anyway and I'm skeptical he winds up at Oregon: The family of Penis Sewell is really close to Puka, their youngest son is on the Orem team. The rumor is that Daddy Sewell went to talk to the Nacua family, and told them they believe in Oregon so much that their oldest son, Nevada's best player, is grad transferring to Oregon. 2020 Noah Sewell seems like a no-brainer as well, so we're trying to give the best of the bagman and friends angle. Not a done deal yet on any things, but at least Penis' father bought some time.
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Hope Lubick is quickly diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor. Also hope Junior Adams gets a really bad case of diarrhea which results in massive weight loss and a lot of time to think about what he's done (or what he hasn't done) and if he doesn't get it done next year, he too will join the GFTM cancer voodoo doll pin board.

Edit: Swaye. Do not edit this! I am not wishing death on Lubick. Just simply wishing that he has to drink every meal from a straw for the rest of his days while crunching real estate numbers on his mobile computer powered by Stephen Hawking Windows 2020. No harm there.
 
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Hope Lubick is quickly diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor. Also hope Junior Adams gets a really bad case of diarrhea which results in massive weight loss and a lot of time to think about what he's done (or what he hasn't done) and if he doesn't get it done next year, he too will join the GFTM cancer voodoo doll pin board.
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Lubick was so comically bad at both Oregon and Washington. FTG
 
Hope Lubick is quickly diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor. Also hope Junior Adams gets a really bad case of diarrhea which results in massive weight loss and a lot of time to think about what he's done (or what he hasn't done) and if he doesn't get it done next year, he too will join the GFTM cancer voodoo doll pin board.

Edit: Swaye. Do not edit this! I am not wishing death on Lubick. Just simply wishing that he has to drink every meal from a straw for the rest of his days while crunching real estate numbers on his mobile computer powered by Stephen Hawking Windows 2020. No harm there.
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I hope Lubick realizes coaching football was his real passion and ends up back at oregon.
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Oregon isn't stupid enough to take him.
 
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