Public Message to Teenage Males Considering Playing Football at USC

whlinder

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Faith (in the sales pitch that just b/c you went to USC that you'll go pro), Fun (b/c you get to meet Snoop Dawg and Will Ferell, of course) and Fries (or hot dogs or whatever other "training" games Ivan is employing now.

 
Jealous fags, not everyone gets to go play football at a private school in South Central. What are you going to say once Johnny and Ivan turn my bruh into a top five NFL CFL pick?

Fat Girls
Fatburger
Fetters Nachos
 
Hopefully San Darnold earns Helton and company a big extension before he leaves and reality sets in.
 
Jealous fags, not everyone gets to go play football at a private school in South Central. What are you going to say once Johnny and Ivan turn my bruh into a top five NFL CFL pick?

Fat Girls
Fatburger
Fetters Nachos

FREE PUB!!!
 
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<blockquote class="Quote" rel="TierbsHsotBoobs"><blockquote class="Quote" rel="Tequilla">I don't think a single SC guy has tested well at the combine yet </blockquote>

They got scoreboard <b>*and way better beav</b> though. </blockquote>

Crisped.
 
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Zach Banner: cut by Colts
Damien Mama: cut by Chiefs, signed to practice squad

Faith. Family. Food Stamps.
 
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