Preston Speaks

I know Oregon is pretty white trashy but do people there have southern hick accents
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In rural Oregon, yes. Same thing in some rural parts of eastern WA. It isn't a southern hick accent, just a hick accent.
 
Cal, Y'all don't wanna see tha skwaad! Ya don't wont to. But ya have to this Saturday.

I like how he occasionally puts his left arm forward on the seat in front of him so it looks like he's driving and not his mom in front of him.

He looks like he lost weight. :/

Worried about u Preston.
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The AIDS finally won?
 
Also, Preston, I know you're lurking here, so hear me out: EVERYONE here takes shit. Take a page from @CrazyLarry: Man up, sign up, start posting. You will be a legend. You will beat even DDJ and DougCourics in Chin to WTF ratio, and it won't be close.

We love you.

We need you.

Come home to us, buddy.
 
He looks like he lost weight. :/

Worried about u Preston.
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Which makes him more duck-mannish to you?

The speech impediment?

Or the body of a middle school girl?
Also, Preston, I know you're lurking here, so hear me out: EVERYONE here takes shit. Take a page from @CrazyLarry: Man up, sign up, start posting. You will be a legend. You will beat even DDJ and DougCourics in Chin to WTF ratio, and it won't be close.

We love you.

We need you.

Come home to us, buddy.
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But can he beat @TheRealUODuckGirl
 
Also, Preston, I know you're lurking here, so hear me out: EVERYONE here takes shit. Take a page from @CrazyLarry: Man up, sign up, start posting. You will be a legend. You will beat even DDJ and DougCourics in Chin to WTF ratio, and it won't be close.

We love you.

We need you.

Come home to us, buddy.
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Has nobody found his Twitter?
 
Also, Preston, I know you're lurking here, so hear me out: EVERYONE here takes shit. Take a page from @CrazyLarry: Man up, sign up, start posting. You will be a legend. You will beat even DDJ and DougCourics in Chin to WTF ratio, and it won't be close.

We love you.

We need you.

Come home to us, buddy.
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Has nobody found his Twitter?
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Nothing to see here.
https://twitter.com/lebrun_preston
 
Also, Preston, I know you're lurking here, so hear me out: EVERYONE here takes shit. Take a page from @CrazyLarry: Man up, sign up, start posting. You will be a legend. You will beat even DDJ and DougCourics in Chin to WTF ratio, and it won't be close.

We love you.

We need you.

Come home to us, buddy.
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Has nobody found his Twitter?
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His Twitter and Instagram have both been posted before.
 
Also, Preston, I know you're lurking here, so hear me out: EVERYONE here takes shit. Take a page from @CrazyLarry: Man up, sign up, start posting. You will be a legend. You will beat even DDJ and DougCourics in Chin to WTF ratio, and it won't be close.

We love you.

We need you.

Come home to us, buddy.
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Has nobody found his Twitter?
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His Twitter and Instagram have both been posted before.
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No shit?!
 
Also, Preston, I know you're lurking here, so hear me out: EVERYONE here takes shit. Take a page from @CrazyLarry: Man up, sign up, start posting. You will be a legend. You will beat even DDJ and DougCourics in Chin to WTF ratio, and it won't be close.

We love you.

We need you.

Come home to us, buddy.
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Yeah. C'mon, lil bitch. The water is warm.
 
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