Presented without comment:

[Fecal_Matter]

As Ken Griswold likes to say, wow... just wow

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Ho lee shit. You'd think USC could find someone to photoshop that second chin out. They need to hire Race(RIP).

 

[RoadDawg55]

I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.

WJW. Nansen is a worthless.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Sark is Theon Greyjoy.

Can we call him Reek now?

Also, I love how they photoshopped about 20 pounds of fat from his face for that picture

 

[[Deleted User]]

I didn't know you could be legendary when your top season is 8 wins.

Sark is literally the only coach in this conference who has never won 9 games in a season as a head coach.

So glad USC hired him and not a real coach.

 

[RoadDawg55]

I can't wait until USC loses 28-10 against Stanford in a sloppy game and Sark says, "We're a lot better football team than we showed today."

 

[Mad_Son]

Sark is Theon Greyjoy.

Can we call him Reek now?

Not until his former home turns him into an embarrassment.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Prince Joffrey is still under House Peterman though. He doesn't know yet that he was fathered through a Sarkisian-Grinolds incestuous relationship

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Every house Sark builds reminds me of a Quadrant Home. 90-100 day build cycle, haphazard foundation pour, and framed by illegals who couldn't care less about what "plumb" means. A low quality, low cost shitbox

 

[dnc]

With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014

Now, more than ever before:

WDWHA

 

[haie]

God Ivan looks like a fuckin goon.

 

[AZDuck]

Hodor

 

[Swaye]

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

Considering how many times Sven's dropped Lemon Party on the original HHB (RIP), that's saying something.

 

[Swaye]

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

Considering how many times Sven's dropped Lemon Party on the original HHB (RIP), that's saying something.

This.

There aren't even words for how gay this is. It's like some new level of gay. Turbo gay? Fuck if I know, but it is pretty damn bad. Jesus, actually makes me think Crazy Larry is good.

 

[SpoonieLuv]

God Ivan looks like a fuckin goon.

Combine Ivan's chin and Sark's neck and that's a brah I wouldn't want to meet outside the aurora 7-11

 

[DerekJohnson]

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

Considering how many times Sven's dropped Lemon Party on the original HHB (RIP), that's saying something.

This.

There aren't even words for how gay this is. It's like some new level of gay. Turbo gay? Fuck if I know, but it is pretty damn bad. Jesus, actually makes me think Crazy Larry is good.

House Crazy Larry?

 

[Tequilla]

Kim Jong Vino would never say "wow ... just wow" on this ...

He'd be talking about good marketing and the sizzle that this was creating

 

[Tequilla]

Lots of missing $75k in this thread

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

HYG