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With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014
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What a douche. Fucking .500 coach and all he does is talk and promote himself and his *sizzle. No wonder that dumb fuck Kim gargles his balls

Where is the lawnmower dancer ?
 
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Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...
 
Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...
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Addition by subtraction for UW.

Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
 
Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...
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Addition by subtraction for UW.

Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
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Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFS
 
Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Click to expand...

Addition by subtraction for UW.

Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
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Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFS
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Because they're a married fat fuck? Can't have your wingman stealing the poon you set out to get
 
I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.
 
they should have at least photshopped out his extra chins so that he looks from the era before the donut was invented.
 
they should replace that photo with the one of him crying during the Oregon game
 
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