Prepare Your DVRs Accordingly Fellow Assholes

Meek

New Fish
I know the season is officially over, so we probably would rather watch truck racing, but.... for those handful who still like to get drunk and angry at your tv, then be aware there is no fucking chance in hell that the LSU game will be over by 730pm.

i have no idea where ESPN will place the only part of the game where we'll be happy before the Cobra fucks things up in the 2nd quarter and beyond, but looking at the channel guide, I can only guess that ESPN News will carry it.

carry on with your day
 
They should bring a caged TV Guide to practice this week.
 
This little fucker saved me from having to watching FS 4th tier NASCAR last Friday. Thank Jeff Bezos! ESPN and FOX Sports apps are key for dealing with this bull shit.

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Its amazing to me how people on this bored still don't know what an app is.
 
I almost read the title as "Prepare Your Assholes Accordingly".

That's exactly how I read it and I followed the directions so I'm ready.

so how did your two dads teach you to get ready? Old fashioned vasoline or is there a new high tech super lube.

BRB JO... I mean, asking for a friend....
 
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I almost read the title as "Prepare Your Assholes Accordingly".

That's exactly how I read it and I followed the directions so I'm ready.

so how did your two dads teach you to get ready? Old fashioned vasoline or is there a new high tech super lube.

BRB JO... I mean, asking for a friend....

I'm sure butt plugs are involved somehow.
 
Its amazing to me how people on this bored still don't know what an app is.

Apps are for fags

So yeah agreed.

Mostly agree but watching NASCAR is gayer than using an app. Sometimes in life we have to make tough choices.
 
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I almost read the title as "Prepare Your Assholes Accordingly".

That's exactly how I read it and I followed the directions so I'm ready.

so how did your two dads teach you to get ready? Old fashioned vasoline or is there a new high tech super lube.

BRB JO... I mean, asking for a friend....

Dad #1 likes to use vasoline while Dad #2 is a big fan of KY.
 
I almost read the title as "Prepare Your Assholes Accordingly".

That's exactly how I read it and I followed the directions so I'm ready.

so how did your two dads teach you to get ready? Old fashioned vasoline or is there a new high tech super lube.

BRB JO... I mean, asking for a friend....

Dad #1 likes to use vasoline while Dad #2 is a big fan of KY.

Whynotboth.gif.
 
I almost read the title as "Prepare Your Assholes Accordingly".

That's exactly how I read it and I followed the directions so I'm ready.

so how did your two dads teach you to get ready? Old fashioned vasoline or is there a new high tech super lube.

BRB JO... I mean, asking for a friend....

Dad #1 likes to use vasoline while Dad #2 is a big fan of KY.

Whynotboth.gif.

Different strokes for different folks I guess.
 
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