Prepare to laff

QB guru (everybody says so) Sarkisian dodged a bullet by not being able to successfully recruit Kessler or Max Browne. In 5 recruiting classes at UW, he took 6 quarterbacks and only 1 is still on the team...even though 4 would still have eligibility. The only quarterback out of 6 that was worth a shit was a guy he never scouted in his 1st throwaway class who was a Ty recruit he simply kept because he had no other options and was probably planning to run him off after a couple years.

And I get a good chuckle hearing this story about Sark taping the road schedule to the wall as if it really means anything. If I had a dollar for every stupid motivational tactic Sark has used to convince the media that this year will be different without actually changing anything significant, I'd be able to buy Romar out of his lifetime contract!!!111!!!
 
Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
 
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Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
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ISWYDT.
 
Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
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Solid establishment.

You also bring up a good point. I wonder how many times Sark has filed a complaint with the league office about these late start times to accommodate TV. Really cuts into his drinking time.
 
Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
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Awesomed for tip drill
 
Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
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He will bring @IrishDawg22 for the drunken fighting mick at practice.
 
Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
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He will bring @IrishDawg22 for the drunken fighting mick at practice.
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@IrishDawg22 will surely have the team dialed in
 
Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
Click to expand...
He will bring @IrishDawg22 for the drunken fighting mick at practice.
Click to expand...

Who?
 
Here is how he sees the first half of the season.

9/5 - Arkansas St.
9/12 - Idaho
9/19 - Stanford
All home games, should be easy. Joeys in West Hollywood.

9/26 - @ Az St. ... pack extra rubbers, practice tip drill this week. Christie's Cabaret on West Baseline next to the Residence Inn.
10/8 - Washington - In n Out truck (hoping for a noon start). Tui to be the designated driver for the coaches after party
10/17 @ND bunch of Irishmen playing in France... A tiger at practice that week????????
Click to expand...
He will bring @IrishDawg22 for the drunken fighting mick at practice.
Click to expand...

@IrishDawg22 will surely would have had the team dialed in if Dickus' kid didn't give him the crud
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