Meaning:
RichRod (hungry): "We're really going to be gunning to not get plunger raped by ASU again."
Graham (character): "Taylor Kelly's gonna keep his chin up while watching his defense play like a napkin."
Dykes (hungry): "We're really going to be gunning for 1 conference win this year."
MacIntyre (moreconfident): "Maybe I can get laid now that I don't look like Sark."
Helfrich (redemption): "We sure are gonna show Stanford and MSU en route to 2 horrific and unacceptable upsets!"
Mike Reilly (leadership): "We're gonna keep our heads up when we lose one of our dreckfest ooc games."
Shaw (underappreciated) "DID YOU FAGGOTS NOT SEE MY WIN/LOSS AGAINST THE TOP 25?!?!?!"
Mora (determined): "I feel like I've already got my foot on Sark's flabby throat."
Sark (tough): "Can we make this a two-word question? I have to add 'committed' somewhere in there."
Wittingham (warriors): "I hope everyone remembers how pat hill TUFF! we were this season when considering my future employment."
Petersen (unknown): "Fuck this question."
Leach (improving): "Keep your eyes on my offense while my defense goes back to Tier2 MWC."
