Predict the Pac-12

PostGameOrangeSlices

PostGameOrangeSlices

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North
1. Oregon - Fuck
2. Stanford - Not too high on them, but their players are tuff, roided out, and for the most part the complete opposite of UW's.
3. UW - Is Cal, WSU, and OSU really good enough to take a step forward? No, they all suck worse than we do, which is saying something.
4. WSU - Falk is probably better than Halliday. Will score some points, win a game or two they shouldn't, and clutch defeat from the jaws of victory on multiple occasions.
5. Cal - Any program that has lost 6 straight to UW is fucking trash until proven otherwise.
6. OSU - Andersen is better than Riley, but the talent seems to suck. Der Golve, any insight?

South
1. ASU - Bercovici is better than Kelly, team is talented, tuff to play in 200 degree weather in Tempe.
2. UCLA - Only thing preventing this team from finishing first is breaking in a new QB.
3. USC - Sark continue to blow out the shit tier teams and lose in ridiculously bad fashion to any team with a pulse. Could get fired after this season.
4. Arizona - How the fuck did UW lose that game last year? This team was lucky to win as many games as it did.
5. Utah - IDK anything about this team really. Whittingham seems to have gotten his act together a bit...they could finish as high as 2nd place in the South.
6. Colorado - lol

Title Game: UO destroys ASU on their way to losing a 3rd natty.
 
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1. Oregon - This division is a fucking dreckfest.
2. UW - WOOF!!!
3. Stanford - The decline continues.
4. Cal - Too high
5. Oregon St. - Gonna be good in a few years
6. WSU - Leach signs a lifetime contract

1. UCLA - Great season then choke in title game
2. Utah - Mighty motherfuckin fightin Utes
3. Arizona State - Blow a title game shot against Arizona
4. Arizona - Dick Rod Part Deux
5. USC - Sark fired in November or Haden is a fucking idiot. So he gets an extension after going 7-6 (4-5)
6. Colorado - We need relegation
 
1. Oregon - This division is a fucking dreckfest.
2. UW - WOOF!!!
3. Stanford - The decline continues.
4. Cal - Too high
5. Oregon St. - Gonna be good in a few years
6. WSU - Leach signs a lifetime contract

1. UCLA - Great season then choke in title game
2. Utah - Mighty motherfuckin fightin Utes
3. Arizona State - Blow a title game shot against Arizona
4. Arizona - Dick Rod Part Deux
5. USC - Sark fired in November or Haden is a fucking idiot. So he gets an extension after going 7-6 (4-5)
6. Colorado - We need relegation
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The season is over for everyone in the conference.

Oregon will win the league and play Michigan State in a Rose Bowl that no one will care about.
 
North: Oregon. No one else matters.

South: dreckfest of talented but worthless teams and teams that will seem good for a while but aren't.

 
North: Ore Stan Cal UW WSU OSU
South: UCLA ASU SC Az Utah Colorado

UCLA goes on to win a natty, as a result DDY gets so jealous that he gorges himself to death on Cake Batter Ice Cream and Chilli Cheese Fritos.

Cook it, and fuck off.
 
North: Ore Stan Cal UW WSU OSU
South: UCLA ASU SC Az Utah Colorado

UCLA goes on to win a natty, as a result DDY gets so jealous that he gorges himself to death on Cake Batter Ice Cream and Chilli Cheese Fritos.

Cook it, and fuck off.
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I know you're being serious, but UCLA is never going to win a championship.
 
North: Ore Stan Cal UW WSU OSU
South: UCLA ASU SC Az Utah Colorado

UCLA goes on to win a natty, as a result DDY gets so jealous that he gorges himself to death on Cake Batter Ice Cream and Chilli Cheese Fritos.

Cook it, and fuck off.
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I know you're being serious, but UCLA is never going to win a championship.
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You mean like 1954 ;)
 
UCLA in the South and Stanford in the North. Then again Yogi Roth also picked Stanford in the North so it'll probably be Oregon.
 
No one is beating Oregon in the North.

The South will beat each other up like a big slap fight butt fuck.

Oregon might make the playoff and get curb stomped by who the fuck ever.

TLDR: Pac12 season is over.
 
Oregon
Stanford
UW
Cal
OSU
Wazzu

UCLA
USC
Arizona
Utah
ASU
Colorado

Another boring year in the Pac-12. No one shows up in Santa Clara for the Conference Championship and the Pac-12 defaults and is sold to China.
 
Oregon
Stanford
UW
Cal
OSU
Wazzu

UCLA
USC
Arizona
Utah
ASU
Colorado

Another boring year in the Pac-12. No one shows up in Santa Clara for the Conference Championship and the Pac-12 defaults and is sold to China.
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I totally support a #Pac12Default
 
The season is over for everyone in the conference.

Oregon will win the league and play Michigan State in a Rose Bowl that no one will care about.
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I think the fans of those two teams will care a lot, like when the Huskies went to Rose Bowls and the fans cared.
 
The season is over for everyone in the conference.

Oregon will win the league and play Michigan State in a Rose Bowl that no one will care about.
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I think the fans of those two teams will care a lot, like when the Huskies went to Rose Bowls and the fans cared.
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Look at this fag ($75k) implying that Duck fans matter.
 
NOC, but I used to get really in to preseason football mags, especially college ones from about 1992 through sometime between 2002 and 2004 I guess. It was almost always Street and Smiths. Now you can't even find those. You have to settle for SI (not bad, I read that one too) or buy douchebag ESPN, which thinks they're Maxim. The point is, I don't know much about returning starters (even for some Washington positions...I don't fucking memorize this stuff!).

So here goes an uneducated guess:

Norte

1. whOregon - The gradual Helfrich decline begins, but there's enough talent to win the North.
2. Stanfraud - I think they still have enough hogs to go 6-3 in conference or so. Plus they have Bernie Sanders Jr. and Ed McCaffery's kid. NFL sons are automatically great. :pensive:
3. Warshington/Kal (tie) UW is not going 4-8 or 5-7. There's enough talent and coaching to beat that. If not, 2050 will be special.
5. Oregon St
6. Cougars

Sur

1. UCLA - I'm not a big Mora fan, but there are four teams capable of winning it, and one is coached by Sark, and Mora has better talent than the other two. Also, and this bored doesn't like to hear it, but USC's depth is still a liability.
2. ASU - Graham continues to piss off people on this bored. Harbaugh remains a cult hero.
3. USC - Sark and/or injuries derail the 11-1 season.
4. Arizona
5. Utah
6. Colorado - A once proud program flounders

UCLA upsets Oregon, but gets shut out of the playoff because Alabama, Auburn, and South Carolina make the playoff. South Carolina becomes the first and only 10-3 team to make it. ESPN and CBS praise all this and millions of drones accept it.

 
North
1. Oregon - Hardy har har
2. Cal - Too damn high, but who cares
3. Stanford - Shaw will singlehandedly lose two conference games the Tree should win
4. UW - I can't in good conscience rate you any lower than this
(tie) 6. WSU - They suck.
(tie) 6. OSU - They suck.

South
1. ASU - Bercovici is a really good QB. Oregon rolls them in the CCG though .
2. UCLA - Only thing preventing this team from finishing first is breaking in a new QB Mora.
3. Arizona- RR is a good coach, and this team will be improved in many respects, but UCLA gets them this year
4. Utah- Will lose a couple of close games
5. USC - Hardy har har
6. Colorado - What's sad is I think their coach is pretty good, but the program is broken
 
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