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I'm not that bullish on them. Regardless, tOSU vs TA&M would be one helluva game.
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ScratchGolfer
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I thought this thread would be about Fetters.
Did too when UW was 6-2Bullshit, Race never predicted a DeBoner loss, Shakespeare AI
O, gentle folk, attend this tale of gridiron strife,
Where Huskies romp 'gainst feeble foes at home,
And score full fifty points in merry life,
Whilst Demond Williams, like a Heisman gnome,
Doth shine—once banish'd be his fumbling curse,
Well chronicled in scrolls of woe and mirth.
A youthful band, yet green as springtime verse,
Doth boast high recruits of noble birth.
But lo, this play we've witness'd oft before,
A fleeting dream that fades upon the shore.Now mark how Jedd doth strut in Tinsel Town,
Next Saturn's eve, at Terry Donahue's grand fane,
The Rose Bowl's center, where the laurels crown.
UCLA, with dread backup in the train,
Or starter tanned, refreshed, and primed to claim
A hollow triumph—UW hath choked the flame
In Ann Arbor's chill and Madison's disdain.The Bruins reel from crisp defeat by Ohio's might,
Devoid of moral vict'ry's soothing light,
Unlike the Huskies' grace in losing fight.My Sooners, ever lords o'er Alabama's Tide,
Did dominate as lifelong fates decree;
DeBoer's lads falter'd at the end, denied,
As I foretold—the second loss shall be
Their lot to host an opening playoff fray.
Grubb thwarted by Venables' cunning art,
The rookie fourth-year quarterback, dismay'd,
Did rattle 'neath the turnovers' cruel dart.
Thus Speedsters Legendary from Oklahoma's plain
Did seize the day with joyous, thund'rous gain.
Texas, by Kirby and Georgia curb-stomp'd once more,
Lies trampled in the dust—O woeful sight!
No cause to crave a conference crown in store;
The new reality dims their former light.
Texas is out, banished from glory's door.Texas A&M, from thirty-three to three downcast,
Did climb the pit, and Shane, the Cock's bold guide,
Was swiftly sever'd from his post at last.
Michigan won, as ugly custom bade.The Trojans, talent-rich, did spot Iowa's kin
A fourteen-point head start in generous mood,
Ere Hawkeyes recollected, with a grin,
They ne'er prevail in Los Angeles' brood—
Or Pasadena's verdant, sun-kiss'd field.Next Saturn's eve, USC 'gainst Oregon contends
For Pac-Four's title, in a clash that rends
The western skies with valor's fierce amends.A host of two-loss bands shall grace the playoff stage,
And we shall watch, with fervent northern cheer,
To root for one who reps our clime's bold rage!
Broken PGOS
It does some like a strange season where multiple above average teams have a shot at the natty if they get hot and Ohio State somehow gets upset in their first playoff game.
I believe the portal and $ is killing the quality depth of the top 5-10 teams so this is new territory with college football. Ohio State feels like the only team still playing by the old rules.
College football has basically become NFL lite so parity will become the norm going forward.
This looks like AI and I am not amused.
O, gentle folk, attend this tale of gridiron strife,
Where Huskies romp 'gainst feeble foes at home,
And score full fifty points in merry life,
Whilst Demond Williams, like a Heisman gnome,
Doth shine—once banish'd be his fumbling curse,
Well chronicled in scrolls of woe and mirth.
A youthful band, yet green as springtime verse,
Doth boast high recruits of noble birth.
But lo, this play we've witness'd oft before,
A fleeting dream that fades upon the shore.Now mark how Jedd doth strut in Tinsel Town,
Next Saturn's eve, at Terry Donahue's grand fane,
The Rose Bowl's center, where the laurels crown.
UCLA, with dread backup in the train,
Or starter tanned, refreshed, and primed to claim
A hollow triumph—UW hath choked the flame
In Ann Arbor's chill and Madison's disdain.The Bruins reel from crisp defeat by Ohio's might,
Devoid of moral vict'ry's soothing light,
Unlike the Huskies' grace in losing fight.My Sooners, ever lords o'er Alabama's Tide,
Did dominate as lifelong fates decree;
DeBoer's lads falter'd at the end, denied,
As I foretold—the second loss shall be
Their lot to host an opening playoff fray.
Grubb thwarted by Venables' cunning art,
The rookie fourth-year quarterback, dismay'd,
Did rattle 'neath the turnovers' cruel dart.
Thus Speedsters Legendary from Oklahoma's plain
Did seize the day with joyous, thund'rous gain.
Texas, by Kirby and Georgia curb-stomp'd once more,
Lies trampled in the dust—O woeful sight!
No cause to crave a conference crown in store;
The new reality dims their former light.
Texas is out, banished from glory's door.Texas A&M, from thirty-three to three downcast,
Did climb the pit, and Shane, the Cock's bold guide,
Was swiftly sever'd from his post at last.
Michigan won, as ugly custom bade.The Trojans, talent-rich, did spot Iowa's kin
A fourteen-point head start in generous mood,
Ere Hawkeyes recollected, with a grin,
They ne'er prevail in Los Angeles' brood—
Or Pasadena's verdant, sun-kiss'd field.Next Saturn's eve, USC 'gainst Oregon contends
For Pac-Four's title, in a clash that rends
The western skies with valor's fierce amends.A host of two-loss bands shall grace the playoff stage,
And we shall watch, with fervent northern cheer,
To root for one who reps our clime's bold rage!
creepycoug
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Texas getting in means a wasted spot. There is no scenario in which the moment isn't too big for Sark and everyone here knows it.
They're not beating A&M, and if they do it's because they're rivals and rivals are always greased. That, and A&M isn't elite, getting fucking pushed around by a 3 win South Carolina turd pile.
I'd like to see Texas make it in just to watch someone thunder fuck them in the playoff.
Indiana is a great story and deserve praise, but I still don’t think they can hang with the big boys.
Lmao they have lost 2 games in the past 2 years to the #2 buckeyes and #3 Irish
They beat #3 Oregon in autzen by 10 points this year and blew out #9 Illinois by 53
I think you're justifiably having a hard time with the helmet sticker
Illinois is unranked and has 3 losses.
Keep working those phones Rodman!
Me thinks Texas Tech is pretty good. Their only loss was on the road to ASU with their backup QB by like a point. They skull fucked both Utah and BYU. I could be wrong, can’t wait for the playoffs to find out.
This was a dumb time to expand the playoff. Last year was the year things really started to get watered down and shitty officially and Ohio State and Indiana are the only teams that seem legit the rest are meh. Maybe Georgia, but oddly the SEC teams all seem kind of inconsistent now and don't have elite QBs. Maybe things will work their way out as we get further away from COVID, but I don't know.
If Illinois had won that game they would be #18 @ 8-2 so it's all circular. You have to respect what they were at the time especially after the first few weeks of the season
I just watched one of her YouTube videos to hear her voice, didn’t realize she was an NFL cheerleader for 5 years. She’s obviously hot and lost interest in her video after 10 seconds. She’s not very charismatic but I hope her son stays 4 years.