Post #5000: if Huskies and HHBers were Game of Thrones Characters
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Gladstone
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12. @RaceBannon is Tywin Lannister.
The real power behind the HHB and Iron Throne movements. Some question why both haven't taken total control -- Race with his old podcast and DFI articles, Tywin using his military and political prowess -- to further advance their aims. Their names command respect and are both the stuff of legends. Both die on the toilet.
13. @puppylove_sugarsteel is Bran.
lol
14. @Swaye is Bronn.
Alcoholic, slut-fucking nutjob with a dark past but is oddly charismatic and always wears his heart on his sleeve.
15. @CollegeDoog is Hot Pie
Fag.
16. Deontae Cooper is Aemon on the Wall.
Deathly old, with an injury and drama-riddled history. Both deserved better, but luck and circumstance doomed them.
17. @BallSacked is Salladhor San
A foreigner who has a superiority complex despite having every reason to have an inferiority complex. A villainous cretin, he flashes signs of intelligence and competency on occasions but always reverts back to his selfish, pseudo intellectual true colors. Hates Tywin but is too cowardly to ever face him in battle.
18. @TierbsHsotBoobs is Robert Baratheon
Seen as a leader, these foul-mouthed characters have great reputations of long standing...but time (and alcohol) conquers all and both ended up dying like total bitches. Unbecoming of such past history and greatness.
19. Budda Baker is Jon Snow
Jon Snow is a bastard. Budda Baker is undersized. Jon flirted with the wildlings, even sleeping with one. Budda committed to Oregon, no doubt banging every recruiting sloot they threw at him. In Jon's heart, his loyalty is to his family. Budda cited family and Petersen as being the reason he stayed home. Jon Snow is a fierce warrior. Budda Baker is a fantastic safety. Jon Snow is the best Game of Thrones character. Budda Baker is the best player on this UW team.
20. @Dennis_DeYoung is Craster
The men know what they want. Would anyone be surprised if Dennis kept his daughters chained as sex slaves in his mom's basement? His voice on the TSIO podcast sounds like Craster after Craster inhaled a bunch of helium. I love you, Dennis!
The real power behind the HHB and Iron Throne movements. Some question why both haven't taken total control -- Race with his old podcast and DFI articles, Tywin using his military and political prowess -- to further advance their aims. Their names command respect and are both the stuff of legends. Both die on the toilet.
13. @puppylove_sugarsteel is Bran.
lol
14. @Swaye is Bronn.
Alcoholic, slut-fucking nutjob with a dark past but is oddly charismatic and always wears his heart on his sleeve.
15. @CollegeDoog is Hot Pie
Fag.
16. Deontae Cooper is Aemon on the Wall.
Deathly old, with an injury and drama-riddled history. Both deserved better, but luck and circumstance doomed them.
17. @BallSacked is Salladhor San
A foreigner who has a superiority complex despite having every reason to have an inferiority complex. A villainous cretin, he flashes signs of intelligence and competency on occasions but always reverts back to his selfish, pseudo intellectual true colors. Hates Tywin but is too cowardly to ever face him in battle.
18. @TierbsHsotBoobs is Robert Baratheon
Seen as a leader, these foul-mouthed characters have great reputations of long standing...but time (and alcohol) conquers all and both ended up dying like total bitches. Unbecoming of such past history and greatness.
19. Budda Baker is Jon Snow
Jon Snow is a bastard. Budda Baker is undersized. Jon flirted with the wildlings, even sleeping with one. Budda committed to Oregon, no doubt banging every recruiting sloot they threw at him. In Jon's heart, his loyalty is to his family. Budda cited family and Petersen as being the reason he stayed home. Jon Snow is a fierce warrior. Budda Baker is a fantastic safety. Jon Snow is the best Game of Thrones character. Budda Baker is the best player on this UW team.
20. @Dennis_DeYoung is Craster
The men know what they want. Would anyone be surprised if Dennis kept his daughters chained as sex slaves in his mom's basement? His voice on the TSIO podcast sounds like Craster after Craster inhaled a bunch of helium. I love you, Dennis!
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List is incomplete without Ossai. And Mickens.
TTJ
New Fish
Mickens = Xaro Xhoan Daxos
Flashy merchant prince. Boasts constantly about having arrived at Qarth with nothing, but through skill and determination made himself the richest man in the city. Eventually stages a coup, declares himself the King of Qarth, betrays Dany, and is later captured, at which point his massive treasure vault is finally opened and found to be empty.
Keeley Hazell = Margaery Tyrell
Oh god it's shaved...oh god oh god.
Fenderbender123
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I call dibs on Petyr Baelish:
*Smooth-talking
*Manipulative
*Perverted
*Asshole
^ This is actually how I described myself on my resume. Anyone hiring?
*Smooth-talking
*Manipulative
*Perverted
*Asshole
^ This is actually how I described myself on my resume. Anyone hiring?
BearsWiin
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Bearswiin = Greatjohn
Foulmouthed supporter of an underachieving house that completely shits the bed because of bad management decisions just when things were looking up. Marginally interesting minor character who disappeared completely after a few episodes. A hoot at parties
Foulmouthed supporter of an underachieving house that completely shits the bed because of bad management decisions just when things were looking up. Marginally interesting minor character who disappeared completely after a few episodes. A hoot at parties
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PurpleReign
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CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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I call dibs on Petyr Baelish:
*Smooth-talking
*Manipulative
*Perverted
*Asshole
^ This is actually how I described myself on my resume. Anyone hiring?
The obvious Baelish is obvious.
That fool is not worthy of the LF name. Hell no!
Baelish is way too smart in this case, but it works well for some aspects of Baelish.
UW Katie waiting to return and claim the throne
