Post #5000: if Huskies and HHBers were Game of Thrones Characters

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1. Chris Petersen is Stannis Baratheon

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From his Wikipedia page:

Stannis' Petersen's personality doesn't make him an easy man to like. But Stannis Petersen knows that Kingship coaching is not a popularity contest - it is a right that he believes he is entitled to, and has shown over and over again that he will jump through whatever fiery hoops he has to, to become king be a winner, including converting his entire following to the cult of the mysterious 'Lord of Light.' 'OKGs.'

2. @DerekJohnson is King Joffrey

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A tyrannical, despotic ruler who holds his will sacrosanct at the expense of everything else. We both equally fear and love him.

3. Azeem Victor is Prince Oberyn


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Badass. Killer. Womanizer. Swagged out.

4. P12 referees are The Mountain

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Fuck. That. Targeting. Call.

5. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is Lord Varys


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A teen boy stalker in more ways than one...they both have eyes and ears all over the land. Both are well connected and although inherently ethical and moral, will temporarily sacrifice their virtues for the greater good of the realm.

6. Jake Browning is Tommen

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A well-meaning, potentially talented kid who is likely to die horribly due to the combination of shitting his pants at every crisis and being surrounded by inbred morons.

7. @GrundleStiltzkin is a raven

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Grundle caw caws his way across the internet and brings the latest tweets, news, rumors, and messages to our forums. Is likely always in cohoots with @CokeGreaterThanPepsi

8. Jonathan Smith is Robin Arryn

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Profoundly incompetent and intellectually stunted, Smith and Arryn are both stupidly unqualified to be in the regal positions they hold, but due to family and coaching connections have accelerated up the career path.

9. Myles Gaskin is Tyrion Lannister

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From his bio:

Tyrion Myles has always faced doubts because of his size. He was deemed unfit for any ruling or relevant position getting 20+ carries against good teams merely because he was a midget. Despite proving his worth time and time again Tyrion Myles rarely won favor with his father Tywin OC Jonathan Smith, who preferred his brother Jaime Lannister teammate Dwayne Washington or his sister Cersei Lannister teammate Lavon Coleman.

10. Don James is Ned Stark

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Exemplary leaders, they both were betrayed and murdered by trusted ivory tower figures. Winterfell and Husky football never recovered, with both landscapes changing forever.

11. Oregon football is the Bolton family

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Long irrelevant and openly corrupt and venomous, these two factions took advantage of #10's downfall to degrees never imagined.

Too lazy to do more right now.
 
1. Chris Petersen is Stannis Baratheon

Ri93SDw.jpg


From his Wikipedia page:

Stannis' Petersen's personality doesn't make him an easy man to like. But Stannis Petersen knows that Kingship coaching is not a popularity contest - it is a right that he believes he is entitled to, and has shown over and over again that he will jump through whatever fiery hoops he has to, to become king be a winner, including converting his entire following to the cult of the mysterious 'Lord of Light.' 'OKGs.'

2. @DerekJohnson is King Joffrey

7HKtlnV.jpg


A tyrannical, despotic ruler who holds his will sacrosanct at the expense of everything else. We both equally fear and love him.

3. Azeem Victor is Prince Oberyn


2KpnQqY.jpg


Badass. Killer. Womanizer. Swagged out.

4. P12 referees are The Mountain

TtGuvrN.jpg


Fuck. That. Targeting. Call.

5. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is Lord Varys


Mo8db5V.jpg


A teen boy stalker in more ways than one...they both have eyes and ears all over the land. Both are well connected and although inherently ethical and moral, will temporarily sacrifice their virtues for the greater good of the realm.

6. Jake Browning is Tommen

uI3ulR5.jpg


A well-meaning, potentially talented kid who is likely to die horribly due to the combination of shitting his pants at every crisis and being surrounded by inbred morons.

7. @GrundleStiltzkin is a raven

3uXcSCn.jpg


Grundle caw caws his way across the internet and brings the latest tweets, news, rumors, and messages to our forums. Is likely always in cohoots with @CokeGreaterThanPepsi

8. Jonathan Smith is Robin Arryn

Nifhtfv.jpg


Profoundly incompetent and intellectually stunted, Smith and Arryn are both stupidly unqualified to be in the regal positions they hold, but due to family and coaching connections have accelerated up the career path.

9. Myles Gaskin is Tyrion Lannister

rjiqj4V.jpg


From his bio:

Tyrion Myles has always faced doubts because of his size. He was deemed unfit for any ruling or relevant position getting 20+ carries against good teams merely because he was a midget. Despite proving his worth time and time again Tyrion Myles rarely won favor with his father Tywin OC Jonathan Smith, who preferred his brother Jaime Lannister teammate Dwayne Washington or his sister Cersei Lannister teammate Lavon Coleman.

10. Don James is Ned Stark

sSr3kFB.jpg


Exemplary leaders, they both were betrayed and murdered by trusted ivory tower figures. Winterfell and Husky football never recovered, with both landscapes changing forever.

11. Oregon football is the Bolton family

ZvFrvNl.jpg


Long irrelevant and openly corrupt and venomous, these two factions took advantage of #10's downfall to degrees never imagined.

Too lazy to do more right now.
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Don't watch fantasy TV
 
I have absolutely no clue what any of this means. Either this is really cool or you all are some nerdy motherfuckers. Most likely abundance.
 
I have absolutely no clue what any of this means. Either this is really cool or you all are some nerdy motherfuckers. Most likely abundance.
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You had to know what you were getting yourself into when you clicked a thread titled GoT.

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I disagree Azeem is the guy from Narcos. Because you know.....(no spoilers)

We need a jon snow...my guess would be gains. No one else wanted him and he turned out to be a force.

But fucking well done. #winteriscoming
 
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