Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters
- Thread starter Gladstone
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I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
PGOS
CuntWaffle
New Fish
Your best effort
TierbsHsotBoobs
New Fish
Flagged because no pics of the lesbian sister.
Gladdy, I didn't know you had it in you.
Top Dawg... We could refer to you as douchehelmet.
He set the bait for you, and you bit. #Everyfuckingtime
Doogstone
New Fish
@AZDuck -- Prototypical Duck HHB. Often funny.
@PostGameOrangeSlices -- Since he gets mentioned on every list now lol, he’s a mostly humorless and unhappy poster...but a good poster when he tries to be. Also has the best user name on the site imo. Also gets triggered by game of thrones GIFs lmao. I do like him though.
@He_Needs_More_Time -- Pity he melted down and was a bit unstable because his knowledge of UW Football is amazing, especially historically. Keep doing Haden’s work with me on the SC forums #longcon
@koopdog -- Strangely went AWOL ever since UW got good, but he’s a good dude and a good Husky. I met him and would gladly throw a few more back with him again. Is likely a closeted homosexual. Please come visit me in SF. Last two sentences not related.
@Tequilla -- Long time and reconizable Husky poaster from DM and now here. Lovable host of TSIO. Takes his pompous schtick too far at times but I love him unabashedly.
@Mad_Son -- My game thread brother-in-arms. Smart dude, funny, needs to post more. Especially when he’s drunk. I always imagined he looks like Gerard Butler IRL so I hope I never meet him and have my illusion shattered.
@WilburHooksHands -- Most people don't know how hilarious he actually is. Would be top 5 on list of posters who need to post more. Thread idea: posters who need to post less!
@Octavian -- Speaking of posters who need to post more....best alt-handle on the forum. You know who you are. TYFYS
Doogstone
New Fish
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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TierbsHsotBoobs
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@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this bored
Doogstone
New Fish
@NEsnake12
In a surprise twist, snake comes in at #9. This dude encapsulates the ideal process on finding new poasters. His start was an absolute shitshow. He's a hyper-millennial. One of the worst usernames on the forum. Just trash. He asks questions that make @cougreaper seem like a physics PhD candidate. He gets scorned. Vilified. Sodomized...
...but he learned. He slowly ingratiated himself to our weird, nuanced ways. He has quietly become one of the most valued posters on the TSIO forum, provides good insight on all forums, and is one of the few (I think?) current UW student posters.
Negatives: should be summarily executed on his username alone. RIP. Took posting hiatus during offseason when board went to complete hell and we could have used him. Does not donate...likely because he's a broke af college kid but still. Posts on the tug. Has tertiary syphilis.
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Pitchfork51
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@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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Huh. So that's what dnc stands for