Possibility of making love to Mario's amazing breasts?

[longduckdong]

Think it's possible...small Bs


S

 

[Mosster47]

Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

 

[RaceBannon]

Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

Yes

 

[RedRocket]

Might be time for some TRT.

 

[Peterman]

Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something

 

[Mosster47]

Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something

That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The Throbber would titty fuck Mario.

Keeping consistent with my always do a celebrity philosophy.

Very minor celebrity but still some name recognition.

 

[RaceBannon]

When I think of a cool life being an lifetime assistant coach leaps to mind

Right behind a coach in the highest classification of a football state

 

[CuntWaffle]

Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something

That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.

Wow what a cool life man.

But this isn't like Sark at all! LOL!

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Chinned for 81%

 

[AZDuck]

Preseason Doog: Mario is gonna go Owen

Before conference: whOregon (lol!) will be lucky to win two games in conference!

Now: Cristoballz iz Sark da Sequel

 

[creepycoug]

Preseason Doog: Mario is gonna go Owen

Before conference: whOregon (lol!) will be lucky to win two games in conference!

Now: Cristoballz iz Sark da Sequel

Complete doog script

 

[creepycoug]

Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something

That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.

Wow what a cool life man.

But this isn't like Sark at all! LOL!

Mario won two Nattys playing for a legendary coach on juggernaut teams and was a tuff mauler in his day. And he hasn't been fired for being drunk at work. If he phags out from here on out he has that over Sark, which makes him less phag by a substantial margin.