I am sure Texas is devastated.
I’m told Aniston is dead. She’s been cloned but the cloners fucked up. Apparently they ordered the aging wrinkling Aniston clone instead of the hot younger Aniston. No word yet whether anyone’s been fired.
Where else will Texas get their skinny jeans?
I find it cute that Portland takes a grand stand on this, while at the same time ignoring the homeless bomb and population flight of income earners it's currently facing.