Portal Update

We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
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And you all know all of their names.

How? I have no idea. I have some guesses.

The ins and outs of Duck knowledge on here by UW fans is breathtaking. I’m not even being sarcastic.

You know the names of our position coaches ffs.

The torment is real.
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I don't know any names

I just rattle you guys
 
We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
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And you all know all of their names.

How? I have no idea. I have some guesses.

The ins and outs of Duck knowledge on here by UW fans is breathtaking. I’m not even being sarcastic.

You know the names of our position coaches ffs.

The torment is real.
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I don't know any names

I just rattle you guys
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I don’t need to rattle any of you.

Already built into the cake.
 
We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
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Cool story.

I expect uw to remain competitive at least one more year. [/b]

Don't recall saying the Ducks were a top SEC school, hell if Fats were smart he'd be doing the same.

After 2-3 years in the program, not contributing and not likely to equals, "see that portal over there?"

It's a new world and I sure Fats will eventually realize it but I guess for now he's got nothing by ballers on his squad.

He'd better make hay next year. Pun intended.
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DeBoer knows QBs and offenses. What's going to happen to make them drop off?
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“We figured it out! We’ll be good forever now!” Potd
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You claim UW will fall in about a year.

I asked what's going to happen.

You make a joke and have nothing to support you claim.

Do you have an answer or not?
 
We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
Click to expand...

Cool story.

I expect uw to remain competitive at least one more year. [/b]

Don't recall saying the Ducks were a top SEC school, hell if Fats were smart he'd be doing the same.

After 2-3 years in the program, not contributing and not likely to equals, "see that portal over there?"

It's a new world and I sure Fats will eventually realize it but I guess for now he's got nothing by ballers on his squad.

He'd better make hay next year. Pun intended.
Click to expand...

DeBoer knows QBs and offenses. What's going to happen to make them drop off?
Click to expand...

“We figured it out! We’ll be good forever now!” Potd
Click to expand...

You claim UW will fall in about a year.

I asked what's going to happen.

You make a joke and have nothing to support you claim.

Do you have an answer or not?
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Penix
McMillan
Odunze
Polk already gone
Your two starting tackles
No RB’s to speak of.

Your best class in the last 3 years was 2020. The guys leaving after next year. #34 & #59 the last two.

But I’m sure that offense won’t miss a beat. You’re an 7-8 win team w/o Penix this year. Even with those guys.

Fats better crank the portal up and hope a QB drops in his lap. And many more.

 
We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
Click to expand...

Cool story.

I expect uw to remain competitive at least one more year. [/b]

Don't recall saying the Ducks were a top SEC school, hell if Fats were smart he'd be doing the same.

After 2-3 years in the program, not contributing and not likely to equals, "see that portal over there?"

It's a new world and I sure Fats will eventually realize it but I guess for now he's got nothing by ballers on his squad.

He'd better make hay next year. Pun intended.
Click to expand...

DeBoer knows QBs and offenses. What's going to happen to make them drop off?
Click to expand...

“We figured it out! We’ll be good forever now!” Potd
Click to expand...

You claim UW will fall in about a year.

I asked what's going to happen.

You make a joke and have nothing to support you claim.

Do you have an answer or not?
Click to expand...

Penix
McMillan
Odunze
Polk already gone
Your two starting tackles
No RB’s to speak of.

Your best class in the last 3 years was 2020. The guys leaving after next year. #34 & #59 the last two.

But I’m sure that offense won’t miss a beat. You’re an 7-8 win team w/o Penix this year. Even with those guys.

Fats better crank the portal up and hope a QB drops in his lap. And many more.
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Only Oregon can use the portal post of the day

Oregon won't miss all those guys but UW will

No
 
We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
Click to expand...

Cool story.

I expect uw to remain competitive at least one more year. [/b]

Don't recall saying the Ducks were a top SEC school, hell if Fats were smart he'd be doing the same.

After 2-3 years in the program, not contributing and not likely to equals, "see that portal over there?"

It's a new world and I sure Fats will eventually realize it but I guess for now he's got nothing by ballers on his squad.

He'd better make hay next year. Pun intended.
Click to expand...

DeBoer knows QBs and offenses. What's going to happen to make them drop off?
Click to expand...

“We figured it out! We’ll be good forever now!” Potd
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You claim UW will fall in about a year.
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No I didn’t.

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Jackpot! [/b]
 
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We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
Click to expand...

Cool story.

I expect uw to remain competitive at least one more year. [/b]

Don't recall saying the Ducks were a top SEC school, hell if Fats were smart he'd be doing the same.

After 2-3 years in the program, not contributing and not likely to equals, "see that portal over there?"

It's a new world and I sure Fats will eventually realize it but I guess for now he's got nothing by ballers on his squad.

He'd better make hay next year. Pun intended.
Click to expand...

DeBoer knows QBs and offenses. What's going to happen to make them drop off?
Click to expand...

“We figured it out! We’ll be good forever now!” Potd
Click to expand...

You claim UW will fall in about a year.

I asked what's going to happen.

You make a joke and have nothing to support you claim.

Do you have an answer or not?
Click to expand...

Penix
McMillan
Odunze
Polk already gone[/b]
Your two starting tackles
No RB’s to speak of.

Your best class in the last 3 years was 2020. The guys leaving after next year. #34 & #59 the last two.

But I’m sure that offense won’t miss a beat. You’re an 7-8 win team w/o Penix this year. Even with those guys.

Fats better crank the portal up and hope a QB drops in his lap. And many more.
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Link?

Quooks counting down the players that owned them in Eugene.

Another piece of evidence for REAL Oregon being back.

PS: We will never have trouble getting offensive talent with DeBeers. Screenshot that.
 
We just want Oregon to remain competitive now that our fat coach is here

Oregon isn't actually a top SEC team. HTH

Oregon is a recruiting school that slobbered over every one of these guys you don't want anyway

I'm willing to give Lanning time though. As much as he needs
Click to expand...

Cool story.

I expect uw to remain competitive at least one more year. [/b]

Don't recall saying the Ducks were a top SEC school, hell if Fats were smart he'd be doing the same.

After 2-3 years in the program, not contributing and not likely to equals, "see that portal over there?"

It's a new world and I sure Fats will eventually realize it but I guess for now he's got nothing by ballers on his squad.

He'd better make hay next year. Pun intended.
Click to expand...

DeBoer knows QBs and offenses. What's going to happen to make them drop off?
Click to expand...

“We figured it out! We’ll be good forever now!” Potd
Click to expand...

You claim UW will fall in about a year.

I asked what's going to happen.

You make a joke and have nothing to support you claim.

Do you have an answer or not?
Click to expand...

Penix
McMillan
Odunze
Polk already gone[/b]
Your two starting tackles
No RB’s to speak of.

Your best class in the last 3 years was 2020. The guys leaving after next year. #34 & #59 the last two.

But I’m sure that offense won’t miss a beat. You’re an 7-8 win team w/o Penix this year. Even with those guys.

Fats better crank the portal up and hope a QB drops in his lap. And many more.
Click to expand...

Link?

Quooks counting down the players that owned them in Eugene.

Another piece of evidence for REAL Oregon being back.

PS: We will never have trouble getting offensive talent with DeBeers. Screenshot that.
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Facts hurt Haie’s vag. So 2024 uw doesn’t miss a beat. Yup, take your screenshot now, 10 wins is now the floor. So says the bored cripple.

LOL.......
 
I don't know this name either
http://twitter.com/oregonfootball/status/1600613709658800128?s=20&t=4hdjYpli08Y0SIWgJ18Ihg
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Don’t worry, by April you’ll all be talking about how his voice annoys you or how much you hate his shoes or some other dumb shit you all go on about.

As always. As forever.
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I did not know who the uw OC was until Haie was nice enough to poast a pic. I wish he had not. Which teams with HC openings are chasing him currently?
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You're spouting this shit when your OC was actually poached after one year :D
 
I don't know this name either
http://twitter.com/oregonfootball/status/1600613709658800128?s=20&t=4hdjYpli08Y0SIWgJ18Ihg
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Don’t worry, by April you’ll all be talking about how his voice annoys you or how much you hate his shoes or some other dumb shit you all go on about.

As always. As forever.
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I did not know who the uw OC was until Haie was nice enough to poast a pic. I wish he had not. Which teams with HC openings are chasing him currently?
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You're spouting this shit when your OC was actually poached after one year :D
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So none?

You'd think he'd have schools beating down Jen's door asking to interview him.

Fats is probably calling the plays and he just gets his donuts and coffee and donuts.
 
I don't know this name either
http://twitter.com/oregonfootball/status/1600613709658800128?s=20&t=4hdjYpli08Y0SIWgJ18Ihg
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Don’t worry, by April you’ll all be talking about how his voice annoys you or how much you hate his shoes or some other dumb shit you all go on about.

As always. As forever.
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I did not know who the uw OC was until Haie was nice enough to poast a pic. I wish he had not. Which teams with HC openings are chasing him currently?
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I, for one, am aware of the fact that 99% of ADs don’t know their elbow from their asshole and look for sizzle fags like “Dilly” instead of winners. Otherwise, to answer your question, those same ADs haven’t called yet, no.
 
I don't know this name either
http://twitter.com/oregonfootball/status/1600613709658800128?s=20&t=4hdjYpli08Y0SIWgJ18Ihg
Click to expand...

Don’t worry, by April you’ll all be talking about how his voice annoys you or how much you hate his shoes or some other dumb shit you all go on about.

As always. As forever.
Click to expand...

I did not know who the uw OC was until Haie was nice enough to poast a pic. I wish he had not. Which teams with HC openings are chasing him currently?
Click to expand...

You're spouting this shit when your OC was actually poached after one year :D
Click to expand...

So none?

You'd think he'd have schools beating down Jen's door asking to interview him.

Fats is probably calling the plays and he just gets his donuts and coffee and donuts.
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Or else he sucks?

If Penix just throws the ball away he scores 40-45 on Oregon.

Given a raise. Nominated for Broyles award.

9-0 at home.
 
Yeah if Deboer has proven anything it's that he knows how to have a productive offense wherever he is, so that's not too big of a concern.

He took a Husky midget reject and turned him into a heisman candidate at Fresno. That's two portal success stories he can point to if he needs a QB.

Outside of Penix, he grabbed his leading rusher from the portal and some other productive pieces. Guys developed and looked better throughout the year.

Of course there are holes from Lake's forgotten years, but the new transfer era is designed to plug them.

A world does exist where both UW and Oregon are quality programs. You're quookin betting against the 89-11 head coach vs the rookie who lost two rivalry games by not punting inside his 30.
 
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