Porking Lot Update (Crystal Mountain Edition)

[YellowSnow]

Injuns don't ski. More runs for you Yella!

I appreciate that Tonto. Our mutual non-cultural appropriation pack is skrong. You don't ski and I don't paddle canoes or shoot bows and arrows.

How do you shoot bows?

Squeeze the trigger. Christ.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Injuns don't ski. More runs for you Yella!

I appreciate that Tonto. Our mutual non-cultural appropriation pack is skrong. You don't ski and I don't paddle canoes or shoot bows and arrows.

How do you shoot bows?

Squeeze the trigger. Christ.

Technically, you don't shoot a bow. You use the bow to shoot an arrow.

And you don't squeeze the trigger; you press it. HTH

 

[YellowSnow]

Injuns don't ski. More runs for you Yella!

I appreciate that Tonto. Our mutual non-cultural appropriation pack is skrong. You don't ski and I don't paddle canoes or shoot bows and arrows.

How do you shoot bows?

Squeeze the trigger. Christ.

Technically, you don't shoot a bow. You use the bow to shoot an arrow.

And you don't squeeze the trigger; you press it. HTH

Hey, man, you're the expurt. Not me.

 

[dflea]

Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.

Weekend recreating is for the birds!

Teach me how to fish. I suck

I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.

We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.

Weekend recreating is for the birds!

Teach me how to fish. I suck

I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.

We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm.

Down. Let's bring pup too

 

[YellowSnow]

Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.

Weekend recreating is for the birds!

Teach me how to fish. I suck

I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.

We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm.

Down. Let's bring pup too

At one point in time, me and @dflea were gonna try and fish off Pup's beach on Sky. Then he came at me bro and I go the two of us uninvited.

 

[dflea]

Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.

Weekend recreating is for the birds!

Teach me how to fish. I suck

I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.

We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm.

Down. Let's bring pup too

At one point in time, me and @dflea were gonna try and fish off Pup's beach on Sky. Then he came at me bro and I go the two of us uninvited.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

 

[YellowSnow]

Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.

Weekend recreating is for the birds!

Teach me how to fish. I suck

I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.

We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm.

Down. Let's bring pup too

At one point in time, me and @dflea were gonna try and fish off Pup's beach on Sky. Then he came at me bro and I go the two of us uninvited.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Except Pup couldn't handle my manliness.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

You motherfuckers are SPOILED. Lots in California fill up regularly super early and the runs are still shit. Nevermind the fucking traffic getting to and from there or all the fucking jamokes who can't drive on either a mountain or in snow.

Ive heard mammoth and heavenly/tahoe are amazing ?

They are but that's about equivalent to another state from here.

Where is here? Some middle of nowhere city halfway between la and sf?

 

[pawz]

Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault

All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.

I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.

I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.

OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.

I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.

PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.

 

[Swaye]

Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault

All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.

I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.

I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.

OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.

I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.

PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds. [/b]

Pretty sure this means "stand by for wilderness man sex."

 

[pawz]

Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault

All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.

I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.

I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.

OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.

I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.

PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds. [/b]

Pretty sure this means "stand by for wilderness man sex."

Also, that's the best place to smoke weed and talk shit.

 

[YellowSnow]

Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault

All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.

I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.

I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.

OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.

I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.

PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.

What if I get TDS and push @pawz off the chair ?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault

All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.

I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.

I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.

OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.

I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.

PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.

What if I get TDS and push @pawz off the chair ?

What if @pawz wears a hat that says "Make Crystal Great Again"?

 

[pawz]

Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault

All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.

I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.

I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.

OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.

I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.

PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.

What if I get TDS and push @pawz off the chair ?

I die happy.

#winwin

 

[PurpleBaze]

Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.

 

[YellowSnow]

Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.

Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.

Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.

I know I personally get heated when discussing those shitheads

 

[YellowSnow]

Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.

Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.

I know I personally get heated when discussing those shitheads

Stay in your lane bruh. You can opine about John Wesley Powell if you want.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault