I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times.
