Poast and boast: Your greatest trolling exploits on other fan boards thread

I have to get all sentimental here, but the true "a ha" moment in halfbrain history was the first time 5 Reasons went undercover at dmc... i can't recall if it was CinqRaisons or some other alias, but i still LOL about that.
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There was a weekly handle change since each week the previous handle was banned. Just plain "fivereasons" was the first handle, then it went through many languages throughout the season. I think CincoRazones was next.

The think is most all the stuff I do is harmless. Nothing profane, or even really offensive. It just flips people out for some reason.
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irregardless, your poont is mute until five reasons appears on eDuck.
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RACEFBANNON...DO YOUR JOB!!!!
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I'll take care of it.
 
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Posted: Today 10:09 AM
I like UW in this one. I think they will win...
here is why...top five reasons in reverse order.

I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?

5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Deontae Cooper, Cooper Pelluer, Jamall Kearse, Jermaine Kelly, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
3. Wilcox - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Wilcox 2012 and Wilcox 2013, we will see a much improved defense on 10/12.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Atoe, Riva, Deans, Kohler, Criste, Shelton, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
1. Keith Price - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has three years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
 
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PopcornGuy
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Posted: Today 10:09 AM
I like UW in this one. I think they will win...
here is why...top five reasons in reverse order.

I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?

5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Deontae Cooper, Cooper Pelluer, Jamall Kearse, Jermaine Kelly, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
3. Wilcox - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Wilcox 2012 and Wilcox 2013, we will see a much improved defense on 10/12.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Atoe, Riva, Deans, Kohler, Criste, Shelton, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
1. Keith Price - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has three years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
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5 years since the original 5 reasons was poasted.
 
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PopcornGuy
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Posted: Today 10:09 AM
I like UW in this one. I think they will win...
here is why...top five reasons in reverse order.

I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?

5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Deontae Cooper, Cooper Pelluer, Jamall Kearse, Jermaine Kelly, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
3. Wilcox - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Wilcox 2012 and Wilcox 2013, we will see a much improved defense on 10/12.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Atoe, Riva, Deans, Kohler, Criste, Shelton, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
1. Keith Price - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has three years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
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5 years since the original 5 reasons was poasted.
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And Allah willing, the same Doogs who turned on Ty then will turn on Sark this Saturday.
 
Got another handle awaiting approval. Praise Allah for IP masking, gonna make a *gurgle* joke each night this week.
 
I also used to stir up the extreme right over on unleashed as Barron Von Spanaway ( the original - not the copycat )
 
Lemon Dropped on the USC forum when they won the NC the same year as Utah was 12-0. We did a CFD and I posted "locker room pics of Bush & Leinart." I used tinyurl to mask the link. I believe this was the first use of lemon party on any scout forum.
 
I think one of the better ones I saw was still DiggyDawg since it had Harv so fooled.

Hi Harv!
 
Never been much of a troll. My greatest work was definitely contributing to a couple of the Pit's random CFD's, where we'd just get board and pick a victim for no good reason. My favorite handle was probably KKKliffKKKyleKKKingsbury on the Texas Tech bored. I poasted a bunch of racist shit and worshipped the ground Kingsbury walked on. The rednecks were not amused.
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Did you participate in the Jenga CFD at aTm?

That was a good one.
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Is that video in your handle for real? Scary.
 
I'm going to beat my chest over a small victory. I just received the following in my inbox after trolling a husky just a few minutes ago:

PassionPassion 3:34PM

"Hey fat ass. Not sure what your deal is, but there is nothing more pathetic than hanging around another team's website. Get a life, loser."
 
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A few I probably forgot, but my favorite two are 1.) when Section14a admitted the first thing he did when he logged on everyday was check to see if I was online and 2.) when Ruth threatened to take me to court for credit card fraud. Still waiting on that subpoena.

 
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Never been much of a troll. My greatest work was definitely contributing to a couple of the Pit's random CFD's, where we'd just get board and pick a victim for no good reason. My favorite handle was probably KKKliffKKKyleKKKingsbury on the Texas Tech bored. I poasted a bunch of racist shit and worshipped the ground Kingsbury walked on. The rednecks were not amused.
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Did you participate in the Jenga CFD at aTm?

That was a good one.
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Is that video in your handle for real? Scary.
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Yes, from last year's blackout game.
 
I'm going to beat my chest over a small victory. I just received the following in my inbox after trolling a husky just a few minutes ago:

PassionPassion 3:34PM

"Hey fat ass. Not sure what your deal is, but there is nothing more pathetic than hanging around another team's website. Get a life, loser."
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Passion fucking stupid really needs to go back home to Doogman already.
 
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