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Mr. Yella,

You need to go get a few things taken care of, sir. Go get yourself an annual WDFW combo fresh/salt water fishing license. If you have any intention of fishing the Klickitat later this summer, you'll need the lower Columbia endorsement. Get the Puget Sound crab endorsement. Get a catch record for salmon, steelhead and summer crab. No need for the two-rod endorsement.

The Wynoochee opens June 1, and you might just hook a summer run on that goofy fuckin' fly gear you prefer. Plus, crab. When you've outkicked your coverage like you have at home, bringing home a bucket full of fresh Dungeness crab will shore up your status as the hunter/gatherer/provider that every gal looks for in a man. Crabbing starts up in July.

Oh, and we still need to hit up puppylove_sugarsteel and fish his Skykomish zone and drink his liquor.

So get prepared, broheim. It's about time to go kill some shit and eat it.
 
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Mr. Yella,

You need to go get a few things taken care of, sir. Go get yourself an annual WDFW combo fresh/salt water fishing license. If you have any intention of fishing the Klickitat later this summer, you'll need the lower Columbia endorsement. Get the Puget Sound crab endorsement. Get a catch record for salmon, steelhead and summer crab. No need for the two-rod endorsement.

The Wynoochee opens June 1, and you might just hook a summer run on that goofy fuckin' fly gear you prefer. Plus, crab. When you've outkicked your coverage like you have at home, bringing home a bucket full of fresh Dungeness crab will shore up your status as the hunter/gatherer/provider that every gal looks for in a man. Crabbing starts up in July.

Oh, and we still need to hit up puppylove_sugarsteel and fish his Skykomish zone and drink his liquor.

So get prepared, broheim. It's about time to go kill some shit and eat it.
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On it. Fresh Dungeness and Chardonnay that drinks like Sauvignon Blanc is the greatest panty dropper in the history of the human species.

 
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Indeed. Dungeness crab just embarrasses other crab. Don't get me wrong, I like a big chunk of King crab or some blue crab, too, but neither one of them is getting in the ring with Dungeness crab and coming out the winner.

Plus, you get to go fuck off in a boat. Can't beat it.
 
I never wish I lived in Washington State except to go on these fishing excursions with you two. That sounds gay.
 
I never wish I lived in Washington State except to go on these fishing excursions with you two. That sounds gay.
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In my spirit world there's going to be a kick ass HH guns, fishing and clam bake rendezvous.
 
I never wish I lived in Washington State except to go on these fishing excursions with you two. That sounds gay.
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It gets way less gay when you're catching fish. But shoot - haul your ass out here in October or November and I'll put you two in the front of my drift boat and we'll go do a salmon and razor clam combo trip. Fish the Humptulips, kill fish, go to one of the Copalis beaches and get a limit of clams. Just gotta spring Yella loose from the city.

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I never wish I lived in Washington State except to go on these fishing excursions with you two. That sounds gay.
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Until Rolex relocates their world headquarters to Maltby.
 
I never wish I lived in Washington State except to go on these fishing excursions with you two. That sounds gay.
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It gets way less gay when you're catching fish. But shoot - haul your ass out here in October or November and I'll put you two in the front of my drift boat and we'll go do a salmon and razor clam combo trip. Fish the Humptulips, kill fish, go to one of the Copalis beaches and get a limit of clams. Just gotta spring Yella loose from the city.

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I’m gonna need to get some of your hillbilly fishing gear or, at least, one of those center pin rigs @MisterEm has been evangelizing to me about.
 
All the cool kids are using center pins these days.

I stick with the hillbilly gear cause it's simple and it works.
 
I never wish I lived in Washington State except to go on these fishing excursions with you two. That sounds gay.
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It gets way less gay when you're catching fish. But shoot - haul your ass out here in October or November and I'll put you two in the front of my drift boat and we'll go do a salmon and razor clam combo trip. Fish the Humptulips, kill fish, go to one of the Copalis beaches and get a limit of clams. Just gotta spring Yella loose from the city.

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This sounds like a great way for us all to somehow end up in jail. I like it!
 
I never wish I lived in Washington State except to go on these fishing excursions with you two. That sounds gay.
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Until Rolex relocates their world headquarters to Maltby.
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I keep writing them with this suggestion but nobody ever gets back with me.
 
All the cool kids are using center pins these days.

I stick with the hillbilly gear cause it's simple and it works.
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I'm an equal opportunity molester of chrome. Been centerpinning since the late 90s. Learned it in BC on the Fraser and AK on the Nushagak.

We will K11 wrapped plugs into the swing hole. Then get out, wader up and beat the rifle with the Canadian float rig.
 
All the cool kids are using center pins these days.

I stick with the hillbilly gear cause it's simple and it works.
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I'm an equal opportunity molester of chrome. Been centerpinning since the late 90s. Learned it in BC on the Fraser and AK on the Nushagak.

We will K11 wrapped plugs into the swing hole. Then get out, wader up and beat the rifle with the Canadian float rig.
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Rifle or riffle?
 
Did you get this taken care of yet, Yella? The sound is full of coho right now - I bet you could rustle up a few fishing the beaches with your fly rod. They're little fuckers, but man they taste good.

Crab is on the menu now, too. I'll holler at you when we're going on a crab run.
 
Did you get this taken care of yet, Yella? The sound is full of coho right now - I bet you could rustle up a few fishing the beaches with your fly rod. They're little fuckers, but man they taste good.

Crab is on the menu now, too. I'll holler at you when we're going on a crab run.
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Getting my season license after this weekend. Sounds like the Sky isn't fishing good yet for summers. Can't wait to catch crabs with you.

 
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