PM to @UODUCKGIRL

[doogie]

hey Mom, who are all these followers?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

http://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/787084109847879680http://twitter.com/chewbacca510/status/787278535748562944http://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/787295423610388484
Hearing it's something about Chewbaca and a Beav

We do have mamas.

Guess what.....she would never post pics of her panties for the world to see.

HTH

That's because last time I was over at yo mama's place, I took them all.

 

[PurpleJ]

You guys are perverts. ROLL TIDE!

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

She tweets more than Sven!

 

[PurpleReign]

IPIIHB?

 

[RoadDawg55]

She tweets more than Sven!

How are we sure the profile isn't Sven? Or AZDuck?

 

[rodmansrage]

She tweets more than Sven!

How are we sure the profile isn't Sven? Or AZDuck?

if it was sven (rip) there'd be jizz all over the panties.

if it was azduck, the panties would have been fashioned in a noose as per his avatar.

 

[RoadDawg55]

She tweets more than Sven!

How are we sure the profile isn't Sven? Or AZDuck?

if it was sven (rip) there'd be jizz all over the panties.

if it was azduck, the panties would have been fashioned in a noose as per his avatar.

Disagree. I kind of like both, but they are true college football message board catfish types. If the faggot on mtv ever did a college football version of his show, both would show up.

 

[AZDuck]

She tweets more than Sven!

How are we sure the profile isn't Sven? Or AZDuck?

if it was sven (rip) there'd be jizz all over the panties.

if it was azduck, the panties would have been fashioned in a noose as per his avatar.

that's my fetish

 

[HuskyJW]

Has she killed herself yet? She blocked me....

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/789667233907744769
http://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/789681752402980868

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/789692594892726272

 

[Swaye]

http://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/789692594892726272

She blocked me. I just twatted her anyway. Since I have no idea how twatter works I don't know if she will see it. I hope she does.

 

[PurpleReign]

So, bottle of chocolate Nutria, a dog, and fingers to scoop & spread. What are we talking about again?

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/789692594892726272

She blocked me. I just twatted her anyway. Since I have no idea how twatter works I don't know if she will see it. I hope she does.

Go shirtless and take a selfie. Photoshop a duck tat on your chest. Open a Twatter account under the handle of @swayeuoduckman and use your photoshop selfie for your avitar. Twat her. She'll likely twat you back.

I'd say the odds are high you'll convince her to sneak away and meet you. (you both live on the east coast)

Afterwords, poast the pics and the story in the 'wam.

 

[whlinder]

OK this shit makes sense now. Fuck people who live in Maryland
https://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/777139869630009344

 

[biak1]

54 40 or FIGHT

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I'm going to need to troll her because she calls her kids "Ducklings."

 

[MisterEm]

I'm going to need to troll her because she calls her kids "Ducklings."

She'd blocks quicker than Kimmie.

 

[PurpleJ]

https://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/789705102957379584
https://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/789802519157506048
https://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/789848869219758080