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Can't wait to win 116 games and lose in the second round.

That said, hopefully they keep this up. It's about time the losers in this region get kicked to the fucking curb
 
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Hopefully the Seahawks super bowl woke up this damn town and the fans will finally have some god damn expectations for our teams for once.

Although the Mariners fans are better than the Doogs. They stopped giving those fuckheads money the last few years.
 
I bought the new MLB video game (which I play on my mom's spare TV in her basement) and during load screens they show relevant MLB facts. Yesterday I got one that said "The Seattle Mariners have finished 4th in the American League West 8 out of the past 10 years". I know, nothing earth shattering there, but it reminded me that they haven't just been bad but really fucking pathetic. And even this year, they sign Cano to put butts in the seats but didn't surround him with anybody. The organization could give a fuck about winning.
 
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I bought the new MLB video game (which I play on my mom's spare TV in her basement) and during load screens they show relevant MLB facts. Yesterday I got one that said "The Seattle Mariners have finished 4th in the American League West 8 out of the past 10 years". I know, nothing earth shattering there, but it reminded me that they haven't just been bad but really fucking pathetic. And even this year, they sign Cano to put butts in the seats but didn't surround him with anybody. The organization could give a fuck about winning.
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They probably won't be very good, but getting rid of Wedge was a good start. He was terrible.

 
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
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You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance
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No. Moar.

The truth is, I can't wait to never sell another mother fucking ticket again. Ever.

I hate doogs, 12s, scarftard soonders and mooriners. Nobody sees the kind of miserable, pathetic, and fickle cocksucker (75k) fans they are like I do.

FMFYFE.
 
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Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
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Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
 
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Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
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Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
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Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
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Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
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If you can't that I was mocking Doogs for saying that phrase in 2006, 2011 and 2013 then I can't help you.
 
Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
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Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
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You mad bro?
 
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