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[YellowSnow]

Are we? Calling Pearl Jam winners now?

@YellowSnow

30 years later and they sell out arenas. They headline major music festivals. Night after night after fucking night. All over the world.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.

I'm not saying Pearl Jam haven't had a long successful career. Obviously they have a very devoted fan base.

I just don't think their body of work in terms of a string of all time classic LPs puts them in the GOAT conversation. As I've said before, Ten is Top 5 album of the early 90s. VS, Vitalogy, and No Code are all good (not great) albums. After that I'm pretty much meh on PJ.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Imagine being a Pearl Jam fan.

 

[Swaye]

Pearl Jam is a decent band. For chicks.

I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.

Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)

Pearl Jam

Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.

 

[DerekJohnson]

They had one great, epic album and then lived off of it for 30 years. If we're being truthful.

No. No one lives off one album for 30 years.

They continued to add to their repertoire along the way.

There are no two concerts the same; the set list is never the same.

This will make @dnc cringe, but McCready's solos are greater than anything Vedder does vocally imo.

It just seems to get better and better and better.

disagree

Sad.

SAD! Shout it from the rooftops

 

[dnc]

Pearl Jam is a decent band. For chicks.

I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.

Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)

Pearl Jam

Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.

I'd probably put AiC first but otherwise this is my list exactly.

 

[Swaye]

Pearl Jam is a decent band. For chicks.

I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.

Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)

Pearl Jam

Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.

I'd probably put AiC first but otherwise this is my list exactly.

This is why we had a 6 year gay relationship before you decided you liked the wimenz.

 

[dnc]

Pearl Jam is a decent band. For chicks.

I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.

Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)

Pearl Jam

Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.

I'd probably put AiC first but otherwise this is my list exactly.

This is why we had a 6 year gay relationship before you decided you liked the wimenz.

 

[Swaye]

Pearl Jam is a decent band. For chicks.

I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.

Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)

Pearl Jam

Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.

I'd probably put AiC first but otherwise this is my list exactly.

This is why we had a 6 year gay relationship before you decided you liked the wimenz.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Peak Seattle grunge happened while I was in high school, so all those bands can eat a dick as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of white, suburban whiny bitches whining about their problems in nasally tones aside, those assholes ruined every single girl I might have otherwise wanted to see naked. In middle school, when girls wouldn't let you touch them, it was all about getting sent home for Daisy Dukes and crop tops. High school? "Check out how long my armpit and leg hair has gotten!" "Look at me 'not conforming' and 'not caring' by wearing the same goddamned inch-thick flannel shirt and baggy pants and wool hat every other girl is wearing!" "You want me to touch your penis? But they need me in this hacky sack circle..."

My little brother went to school with a bunch of wannabe Brittanys who would just accidentally trip and fall vagina-first onto his dick. Me? I went to high school with wannabe Darias because of those fucks Soundgarden, AiC, Nirvana, etc. Fuck. Those. Guys.

I did my part to spread the gospel of Shaolin shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang sword style in those dark tims. Not every hero wears a cape.

 

[RaceBannon]

Peak Seattle grunge happened while I was in high school, so all those bands can eat a dick as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of white, suburban whiny bitches whining about their problems in nasally tones aside, those assholes ruined every single girl I might have otherwise wanted to see naked. In middle school, when girls wouldn't let you touch them, it was all about getting sent home for Daisy Dukes and crop tops. High school? "Check out how long my armpit and leg hair has gotten!" "Look at me 'not conforming' and 'not caring' by wearing the same goddamned inch-thick flannel shirt and baggy pants and wool hat every other girl is wearing!" "You want me to touch your penis? But they need me in this hacky sack circle..."

My little brother went to school with a bunch of wannabe Brittanys who would just accidentally trip and fall vagina-first onto his dick. Me? I went to high school with wannabe Darias because of those fucks Soundgarden, AiC, Nirvana, etc. Fuck. Those. Guys.

I did my part to spread the gospel of Shaolin shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang sword style in those dark tims. Not every hero wears a cape.

I laughed because I hit high school just as every teen girl wanted to be Gloria Steinem and they read MS Magazine and wanted to be treated as a person not a sex object.

Had to rewrite the playbook on the fly.

No more Steve McQueen it was Alan Alda time

 

[Swaye]

I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.

The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.

 

[TurdBomber]

They had one great, epic album and then lived off of it for 30 years. If we're being truthful.

Agreed. Makes me sad that Andrew, Chris, Kurt and Lane are all gone, while the most mediocre singer of them all hangs on and hangs around, despite his awful falsetto and shitty cover song selections.

There is no justice in the music world.

 

[TurdBomber]

Pearl Jam is a decent band. For chicks.

I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.

Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)

Pearl Jam

Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.

I'd probably put AiC first but otherwise this is my list exactly.

This is why we had a 6 year gay relationship before you decided you liked the wimenz.[/b]

If you're going to quote Pimpbot 5000, then pics, or GTFO!

 

[TurdBomber]

I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.

The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.

In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door.
In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
[/i]
Flashbacks?

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Pearl Jam is a decent band. For chicks.

I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.

Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)

Pearl Jam

Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.

I'd switch AIC with Soundgarden but pretty good assessment chief

 

[Swaye]

I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.

The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.

In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door.
In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
[/i]
Flashbacks?

I got a boner, so yes.

 

[TurdBomber]

I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.

The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.

In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door.
In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
[/i]
Flashbacks?

I got a boner, so yes.

I had a boner from 1980 to 1990.

Dated a half-breed Injun in 87 and 88.

Weird boobies. Incredible stamina.

TMI?

 

[pawz]

I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.

The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.

In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door.
In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
[/i]
Flashbacks?

I got a boner, so yes.

I had a boner from 1980 to 1990.

Dated a half-breed Injun in 87 and 88.

Weird boobies. Incredible stamina.

TMI?[/i][/b]

No. Continue.