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Feel free to come over to my place to watch the game. I turned my fridge temp down, so I literally have the coldest beer in town. I'll be smoking ribs on my Traeger, and I have my own rickshaw, so I can drive you around the block before we watch the game in HD. Abundance.
 
Feel free to come over to my place to watch the game. I turned my fridge temp down, so I literally have the coldest beer in town. I'll be smoking ribs on my Traeger, and I have my own rickshaw, so I can drive you around the block before we watch the game in HD. Abundance.

You live in Champagne?
 
Feel free to come over to my place to watch the game. I turned my fridge temp down, so I literally have the coldest beer in town. I'll be smoking ribs on my Traeger, and I have my own rickshaw, so I can drive you around the block before we watch the game in HD. Abundance.

You live in Champagne?

WRONG. It's the annual Chicago Homecoming game at Soldier Field.
 
Depends on how close it is to my house. It takes me forever to get to the games, so I would be happy to have a better option.

My place is closer. We'll have pita chips, roasted garlic hummus dip, falafel Mediterranean wrap with a choice of spinach or roasted tomato wrap. Great view of the prison

I have cheap gin for saltydawgs, and Bombay Sapphire. My wife has every flavour of vodka, except unflavored normal vodka. I think we have rum and tequila. I don't know for sure and don't care.
 
Depends on how close it is to my house. It takes me forever to get to the games, so I would be happy to have a better option.

My place is closer. We'll have pita chips, roasted garlic hummus dip, falafel Mediterranean wrap with a choice of spinach or roasted tomato wrap. Great view of the prison

I have cheap gin for saltydawgs, and Bombay Sapphire. My wife has every flavour of vodka, except unflavored normal vodka. I think we have rum and tequila. I don't know for sure and don't care.

I can't even calculate how much to fine you for this.
 
Depends on how close it is to my house. It takes me forever to get to the games, so I would be happy to have a better option.

My place is closer. We'll have pita chips, roasted garlic hummus dip, falafel Mediterranean wrap with a choice of spinach or roasted tomato wrap. Great view of the prison

I have cheap gin for saltydawgs, and Bombay Sapphire. My wife has every flavour of vodka, except unflavored normal vodka. I think we have rum and tequila. I don't know for sure and don't care.

Vodka is a flavor.
 
Depends on how close it is to my house. It takes me forever to get to the games, so I would be happy to have a better option.

My place is closer. We'll have pita chips, roasted garlic hummus dip, falafel Mediterranean wrap with a choice of spinach or roasted tomato wrap. Great view of the prison

I have cheap gin for saltydawgs, and Bombay Sapphire. My wife has every flavour of vodka, except unflavored normal vodka. I think we have rum and tequila. I don't know for sure and don't care.

Vodka is a flavor.

Да, но до сих пор.

 
Depends on how close it is to my house. It takes me forever to get to the games, so I would be happy to have a better option.

My place is closer. We'll have pita chips, roasted garlic hummus dip, falafel Mediterranean wrap with a choice of spinach or roasted tomato wrap. Great view of the prison

I have cheap gin for saltydawgs, and Bombay Sapphire. My wife has every flavour of vodka, except unflavored normal vodka. I think we have rum and tequila. I don't know for sure and don't care.

Vodka is a flavor.

Да, но до сих пор.
Disagree.

 
Depends on how close it is to my house. It takes me forever to get to the games, so I would be happy to have a better option.

My place is closer. We'll have pita chips, roasted garlic hummus dip, falafel Mediterranean wrap with a choice of spinach or roasted tomato wrap. Great view of the prison

I have cheap gin for saltydawgs, and Bombay Sapphire. My wife has every flavour of vodka, except unflavored normal vodka. I think we have rum and tequila. I don't know for sure and don't care.

So I can blame your wife next time I see vanilla vodka, marshmallow vodka, and strawberry vodka in the liquor aisle?
 
How do you do your ribs? I'm kind of a big deal in the local BBQ community. Maybe I could give you some tips

Just because your friends with the Lowes Traeger rep doesn't mean you're a big deal in the local BBQ community.
 
How do you do your ribs? I'm kind of a big deal in the local BBQ community. Maybe I could give you some tips

Just because your friends with the Lowes Traeger rep doesn't mean you're a big deal in the local BBQ community.

big deal in the local BBQ community superiority guy
 
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