PM to the bored

Fuck ASU.

Fuck ASU’s 4th string QB (Your name ends in gay).

Fuck our tackling.

Fuck our ball handling.

Fuck the rain.

Fuck our offensive play-calling.

Fuck our red zone offense.

Fuck the PAC-12.

Fuck Larry Scott.

Fuck PAC-12 refs.

Fuck PAC-12 after dark.

Fuck #30.

Fuck Mark Helfrich.

Fuck the ASU ball boy wearing a purple ASU shirt.

Fuck the fake ass points spread (even though I made a bunch of money on it).

Why do I do this to myself? My momma told me not to swear but football makes me.

FYFMFE.
 
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