PM to that prick Mike Damone

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Hey @MikeDamone do you like my coffee pot? Brewed up some Peet's Major Dickenson's blend as I follow the news of the day.

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Folgers out of a styrofoam cup is what I like my coaches to drink.

No props for a $9.00 Walmart coffee maker? Sad.

No fucking way. Just this morning I said to my wife, 'Do you think it's time for a new coffee maker?' I'm the only one who drinks it but apparently my mom bought it for us 21 years ago when she'd come to visit her new granddaughter. Damn thing only makes 1.5 cups and I needed more recovery juice after a Vegas weekend.
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White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.
 
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White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.

The appliances are all stainless. It's a pretty white power kitchen but came out great.

The coffee pot is a long running joke. The Chineseum in my Cuisinart crapped out and we have been using and old temp one during the remodel. Always make me think of Damone's coffee takes.
 
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Folgers out of a styrofoam cup is what I like my coaches to drink.

No props for a $9.00 Walmart coffee maker? Sad.

No fucking way. Just this morning I said to my wife, 'Do you think it's time for a new coffee maker?' I'm the only one who drinks it but apparently my mom bought it for us 21 years ago when she'd come to visit her new granddaughter. Damn thing only makes 1.5 cups and I needed more recovery juice after a Vegas weekend.
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absolute unit that thing is.
 

Folgers out of a styrofoam cup is what I like my coaches to drink.

No props for a $9.00 Walmart coffee maker? Sad.

No fucking way. Just this morning I said to my wife, 'Do you think it's time for a new coffee maker?' I'm the only one who drinks it but apparently my mom bought it for us 21 years ago when she'd come to visit her new granddaughter. Damn thing only makes 1.5 cups and I needed more recovery juice after a Vegas weekend.
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absolute unit that thing is.

Damn straight; it's a Mr. Coffee
 
White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.

The appliances are all stainless. It's a pretty white power kitchen but came out great.

The coffee pot is a long running joke. The Chineseum in my Cuisinart crapped out and we have been using and old temp one during the remodel. Always make me think of Damone's coffee takes.

On the road or in the office drink out of styrofoam. At home use a mug that’s so stained no amount of scrubbing or bleach will take it off. Mr Coffee is a good choice if you don’t have access to a percolator.

Pete Rose thinks Jimmy is a big pussy.

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White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.

The appliances are all stainless. It's a pretty white power kitchen but came out great.

The coffee pot is a long running joke. The Chineseum in my Cuisinart crapped out and we have been using and old temp one during the remodel. Always make me think of Damone's coffee takes.

Couldn’t afford interior design help?
 
White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.

The appliances are all stainless. It's a pretty white power kitchen but came out great.

The coffee pot is a long running joke. The Chineseum in my Cuisinart crapped out and we have been using and old temp one during the remodel. Always make me think of Damone's coffee takes.

On the road or in the office drink out of styrofoam. At home use a mug that’s so stained no amount of scrubbing or bleach will take it off. Mr Coffee is a good choice if you don’t have access to a percolator.

Pete Rose thinks Jimmy is a big pussy.

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White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.

The appliances are all stainless. It's a pretty white power kitchen but came out great.

The coffee pot is a long running joke. The Chineseum in my Cuisinart crapped out and we have been using and old temp one during the remodel. Always make me think of Damone's coffee takes.

Couldn’t afford interior design help?

Afforded an interior designer and a GC.

Might even come see you about some new shitters.
 
White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.

The appliances are all stainless. It's a pretty white power kitchen but came out great.

The coffee pot is a long running joke. The Chineseum in my Cuisinart crapped out and we have been using and old temp one during the remodel. Always make me think of Damone's coffee takes.

Couldn’t afford interior design help?

Afforded an interior designer and a GC.

Might even come see you about some new shitters.

I mean..afford a GOOD interior designer.
 
White countertops, white cabinets, white backsplash, white appliances.

Besides the obvious racial connotations that this triggers for me, you're a shit interior decorator.

The appliances are all stainless. It's a pretty white power kitchen but came out great.

The coffee pot is a long running joke. The Chineseum in my Cuisinart crapped out and we have been using and old temp one during the remodel. Always make me think of Damone's coffee takes.

Couldn’t afford interior design help?

Afforded an interior designer and a GC.

Might even come see you about some new shitters.

I mean..afford a GOOD interior designer.

Well she was a Ducktard, but still the project came out great.
 
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