DJ - overprotective dad
PLSS - creepy uncle
Tailgater - unintelligible uncle
Sven - annoying 7 year old little brother
Swaye - older brother who first introduced you to porn and tattoos, and porn tattoos
Race - deadbeat dad*
He Needs More Tim - likable cousin who tries a little too hard sometimes because he hates his dad (he's PLSS' lovechild, obviously)
d2d - grandpa who hates everything that has changed since WWII
Damone - rich, drunken uncle