PM to Swaye

[TurdBomber]

Found the CD you loaned me.

Burned a copy into iTunes for Soundtracks.

 

[jhfstyle24]

Great bored selection as always

 

[TurdBomber]

Great bored selection as always

I tried to select the Tug, but awe fuck it.

It's the internet. Go where the people are. This week, they're here.

 

[Swaye]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

 

[PurpleBaze]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

 

[Swaye]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

 

[jhfstyle24]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

 

[Swaye]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

 

[PurpleBaze]

I hate public restrooms, especially at airports.

Spending 30 minutes on the shitter at PDX airport a few years ago was special. I made sure I went to the most remote restroom at the airport... the "international" terminal.

I've never ever had such a GI emergency in my life before. I didn't think the human body was capable of storing so much shit.

But I digress.

Shitty story, bro!

 

[jhfstyle24]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

I just finished up number 3 to find that a) my stomach is still killing me and b) the restaurant's only fucking toilet won't flush anymore. I am going to have to go down the street to find a good restaurant for number 4 soon. Fuck.

 

[LesGrossman]

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

@GaskinDawg true?

 

[jhfstyle24]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

I just finished up number 3 to find that a) my stomach is still killing me and b) the restaurant's only fucking toilet won't flush anymore. I am going to have to go down the street to find a good restaurant for number 4 soon. Fuck.

In an unfortunate update, I have completed number 6 and my stomach tells me at least one more is coming. At this point I have to assume I was pranked and given some sort of weak laxative. This may require a Swaye-esque post.

 

[Swaye]

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

I just finished up number 3 to find that a) my stomach is still killing me and b) the restaurant's only fucking toilet won't flush anymore. I am going to have to go down the street to find a good restaurant for number 4 soon. Fuck.

In an unfortunate update, I have completed number 6 and my stomach tells me at least one more is coming. At this point I have to assume I was pranked and given some sort of weak laxative. This may require a Swaye-esque post[/b].

Confirmed.