PM to SpoonieLuv / OFFICIAL Cactus Porn Thread

[H_D]

It's like your wildest dream has come true. UW is playing in the Cactus Bowel and you get to spend the next month sharing your impressive cactus porn phallus collection.

Feel free to poast your pics here.

 

[H_D]

I'll start:

 

[SonnyShackelford]

@H_D‌ do you happen to have that in 1080p?

 

[AtomicDawg]

I'll start:

Fetters?

 

[H_D]

I'll start:

Fetters?

Maybe 10 years, and 1000 nacho plates ago.

 

[SpoonieLuv]

Where have I been?

 

[SpoonieLuv]

 

[H_D]

 

[Muttzen]

 

[SpoonieLuv]

 

[SpoonieLuv]

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

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Is this the cactus porn version of Blue Waffle?

 

[H_D]

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Is this the cactus porn version of Blue Waffle?

Your eyes are as good as mine @GrandpaSankey‌

 

[AZDuck]

Jesus

 

[PurpleJ]

Note to self: Don't ever google image search cactus porn.

 

[H_D]

Note to self: Don't ever google image search cactus porn.

From Urban Dictionary:

cactus porn
Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.
After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

 

[H_D]

Jesus

sez the guy with an avatar of a penis wearing a bowtie and tophat while drinking a martini and partying like it's 1999.

 

[PurpleJ]

Note to self: Don't ever google image search cactus porn.

From Urban Dictionary:

cactus porn
Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.
After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

Dear diary,

Today I saw a woman being penetrated by a cactus.

Now fuck off diary!

 

[Bad_MotherDucker]

Double G - Gumby & Goatse

 

[GrandpaSankey]

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brb, jo

Why did you think I went blind in the first place, fuckos?