PM to old men that frequent bars

[PurpleJ]

Saw a dude easily in his 50s making out with a hot (albeit trashy) blonde 20 something last night. Gave him the thumbs up when I caught his gaze.

Also, long island ice tea is a bad choice at closing time after several pints of beer.

 

[YellowSnow]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

 

[PurpleJ]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

 

[YellowSnow]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Worst party foul of my life. I got the hell out of there in a hurry before they could react.

 

[PurpleJ]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Worst party foul of my life. I got the hell out of there in a hurry before they could react.

I’ve yakked all over the floor of Memos on the ave several times, but it’s expected there. Damn four lokos.

 

[Swaye]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML

 

[PurpleJ]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML

Quiche? Jeez it’s even worse than I thought. Tell your wife I said paint the baby’s room like the Van Halen guitar.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Edit: Removed entire post because of course: wrong thread- dumbass.

 

[USMChawk]

 

[HHusky]

Saw a dude easily in his 50s making out with a hot (albeit trashy) blonde 20 something last night. Gave him the thumbs up when I caught his gaze.

Also, long island ice tea is a bad choice at closing time after several pints of beer.

Do I really look that young? Thanks!

 

[PurpleJ]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!

As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

Pups a fag. What’s ubi?

 

[PurpleJ]

30/Apache/Tacoma

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

30/Apache/Tacoma

Swaye?

 

[Swaye]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!

As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

Pups a fag. What’s ubi?

ubi = uninvited butt insertion

HTH

 

[Southerndawg]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!

As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

Pups a fag. What’s ubi?

ubi = uninvited butt insertion

HTH

If Wang Yang starts using that definition, he might jump to the front of the pack as Kamala smiles, remembering Willie's ubis.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!

As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

Pups a fag. What’s ubi?

ubi = uninvited butt insertion

HTH

But, truly, are butt insertions ever really uninvited???

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!

As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

Pups a fag. What’s ubi?

ubi = uninvited butt insertion

HTH

This explains the 3rd spot at the claw truck stop saying “IBI Only” above it.

Was always scared to try it, guess I’ll dive on in next time.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

Party foul IMO

I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.

Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.

I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!

As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

Pups a fag. What’s ubi?

ubi = uninvited butt insertion

HTH

But, truly, are butt insertions ever really uninvited???

I had a couple in the past, before I became domesticated and boring, that preferred that.

Daddy issues, they liked pain and who am I to deny someone what then want.