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I need to become a Husky. That way at the end of every season, when Oregon plays its final game, I can being guaranteed a night of supreme ecstasy, slowly growing a massive boner as I secure another astounding moral victory and celebrate it by exploding through my sweatpants.

It's only happened twice. First time Cam got you. This time Urban plungered you and stuck his dick in the duck soup he'd just made. This one was sooooooooooooooo much more satisfying.

It will happen again. Oregon will lose a third national title. And doogs will celebrate the greatest victories they can hope to attain.
 
I need to become a Husky. That way at the end of every season, when Oregon plays its final game, I can being guaranteed a night of supreme ecstasy, slowly growing a massive boner as I secure another astounding moral victory and celebrate it by exploding through my sweatpants.

Win an NC sometime, then pop off.

Heck, even beat tOSU sometime, then pop off.
 
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Lets call a spade a spade. Oregon is a finesse team. Proved it again. They got big and long on the D line, but still play like pussies. I took one look at the tOSU oline and knew right away.
Always about the spades with you

 
But how is Oregon a choke artist?

13 wins and Rose Bowl say "hi".

But yeah. I don't think they choked, they just got their asses kicked up and down the field. Pretty simple.
If anything, Ohio State choked. But then they remembered that they were kicking your ass up and down the field and kept doing that.
 
Lets call a spade a spade. Oregon is a finesse team. Proved it again. They got big and long on the D line, but still play like pussies. I took one look at the tOSU oline and knew right away.

Yes, they are, and no, you didn't. You shit your little pink panties after Oregon's first drive.
 
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