PM to EwaDawg

[AZDuck]

How Ewa you live?

Like Ewa Beach ewa, or Kapolei ewa, or like Makaha ewa?

 

[EwaDawg]

Makaha ewa? Kapolei ewa?

Those are like duck Natties.

Don't exist.

Thanks for playing.

(If you want a real answer I have spent over 20 years in all three places. And, have had no problems. You see, unlike 0regon fans, I respect the locals/natives in those areas. Never had a single problem. But go to Autzen one time.......)

 

[AZDuck]

Do you know what ewa means?

Makaha is ewa.

No need to be so hostile and doogy. Lots of people live in Hawaii. Plenty Duck fans, in fact

 

[EwaDawg]

Makaha is ewa only from certain locations. Its actually diamond head of Kaena point.

Ewa Beach is Always Ewa. Even when mentioned without a reference point.

 

[AZDuck]

ewa goes on foreva, brah

I lived on the windward side - everything from Pearl City on is ewa

 

[DerekJohnson]

alright guys, knock it off. Take it to the Don Ho Lounge board.

 

[EwaDawg]

Oh, I get it. You're a haole trying to speak pidgin. Kind of like a duck trying to win a Natty.

Don't give up your day job (pumping gas).

 

[Swaye]

I got a hooker once at the Red Lion.

 

[EwaDawg]

ewa goes on foreva, brah

I lived on the windward side - everything from Pearl City on is ewa

Thanks for conceeding.

Did it hurt?

 

[AZDuck]

huh?

ewa means "west"

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.

 

[phineas]

No clue whats going on in here

 

[EwaDawg]

No clue whats going on in here

The duck is insulting every single person that lives west of Pearl City.

And, he is too ignorant to realize it.

Not unheard of for a townie (everyone from O'ahu not living west of Pearl City).

 

[phineas]

That didnt help me at all

 

[phineas]

Maybe im just phineasFS

 

[PurpleBaze]

Way better beaches on the other islands, braddahs. But then, I'm biased against O'Ahu... and it's really not the island. It's Honolulu, Pearl City, and Waikiki. It's like the Newark of the Pacific.

 

[EwaDawg]

huh?

ewa means "west"

Now you're catching on. That's why Kaena is ewa of Makaha.

And, conversely Makaha is diamond head (not west/ewa) of Kaena.

 

[Purple_Pills]

You've gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Oahu sucks, yeah I said it!

 

[BennyBeaver]

I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.

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