PM to DNC

[FreeChavez]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.

Since Swaye can't post p0rn anymore, this site keeps DNC out of trouble and off the dark side of the interwebs. If DJ allowed "pictures", then maybe the mrs would take it more personally. Just don't look for any chavez handles at 4chan....

 

[RaceBannon]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

 

[UWerentThereMan]

DNC had a kid? Congrats!

He may not be able to marry legally yet, but they still let them adopt(75k)

I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.

He married a young boy, well, unofficially at least

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

Swaye!

 

[PurpleReign]

Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.

 

[dnc]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

Crimea River?

 

[dnc]

Troo told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.

Nega please, Mrs. DNC knows I live a miserable and pathetic life.

 

[uw2010]

Without our poasters raising girls with daddy issues, where would we get the next wave of Road Warrior Sloots and Honeys?

 

[H_D]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

Profess your undying homo-man love crush for DNC all you want, but if you misquote Sade Everything But The Girl songs then I'm fucking out mutha-fucka!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

Profess your undying homo-man love crush for DNC all you want, but if you misquote Sade songs then I'm fucking out mutha-fucka!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4

That's Everything But The Girl (75k), breeder.

 

[H_D]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

Profess your undying homo-man love crush for DNC all you want, but if you misquote Sade songs then I'm fucking out mutha-fucka!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4

That's Everything But The Girl (75k), breeder.

Fuck me.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

Profess your undying homo-man love crush for DNC all you want, but if you misquote Sade songs then I'm fucking out mutha-fucka!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4

That's Everything But The Girl (75k), breeder.

Fuck me.

That'll be another 75k

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Addition by subtraction. IMHO.

 

[MisterEm]

Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.

Craves it, clearly.

 

[dnc]

Without our poasters raising girls with daddy issues, where would we get the next wave of Road Warrior Sloots and Honeys?

But dnc jr wants to know which of you fucks is raising his future boyfren?

 

[AZDuck]

Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.

Craves it, clearly.

And the puppet? Inquiring minds and all that

 

[dnc]

Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.

Craves it, clearly.

And the puppet? Inquiring minds and all that

Puppets crave it by definition

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.

Craves it, clearly.

And the puppet? Inquiring minds and all that

Puppets crave it by definition

In the discipline hole.

 

[uw2010]

Without our poasters raising girls with daddy issues, where would we get the next wave of Road Warrior Sloots and Honeys?

But dnc jr wants to know which of you fucks is raising his future boyfren?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the desert river misses the rain.

FTFY