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EsophagealFeces

EsophagealFeces

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Your silence in nearly every thread since you crapped out your kid speaks volumes. We can't have some little rugrat stealing away one of our best classy poasters. He's got to go. I miss you. Swaye misses you. It's really hard to have a cyber three way with only two dudes.
 
Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.
 
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Been an hour, and nothing. He's fucking done. @dnc just so it isn't buried and he knows we still want hot sweatpants action when he is done burping the carpet rat.
 
Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week
 
Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week
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DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

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Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week
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DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

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first progeny actually

 
Your silence in nearly every thread since you crapped out your kid speaks volumes. We can't have some little rugrat stealing away one of our best classy poasters. He's got to go. I miss you. Swaye misses you. It's really hard to have a cyber three way with only two dudes.
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Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.
 
Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.
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I miss you like the river misses the rain.
 
Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.
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I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.
 
Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week
Click to expand...

DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

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first progeny actually
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Sounds juvenile & repetitive.
 
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