Pm to DDY and Coker

I managed to make it into the game on time despite @LaMichael_Corleone and BTP roofying me. I then proceeded to literally sleep through the first half of the game while also managing to hold onto my two beers without spilling. I woke up basically just in time to watch OSU go up 28-3. Figured Browning had been doing browning things and the plunger was on, slammed the luke warm beers I'd been holding for 2+hrs and then got to watch our DWAGS try to make what would have been one of the greatest
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This post was a microcosm of the game itself. Started terribly, slept though the first half. Woke up somewhere in the third quarter, really started coming together and then... couldn't quite finish.
 
It was a good time for sure no thanks to @CokeGreaterThanPepsi and the completely useless @Gladstone, rescued by @Baseman and his family.
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Mrs. Baseman told me to never get married under any circumstances.

Pretty great advice if you axe me!

 
I managed to make it into the game on time despite @LaMichael_Corleone and BTP roofying me. I then proceeded to literally sleep through the first half of the game while also managing to hold onto my two beers without spilling. I woke up basically just in time to watch OSU go up 28-3. Shrugged to myself and figured Browning had been doing browning things and the plunger was on, slammed the luke warm beers I'd been holding for 2+hrs and then got to watch our DWAGS try to make what would have been one of the greatest Rose bowl comebacks of all time if they had finished it.
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If we are bashing roofying grown men then i’m out!
 
I managed to make it into the game on time despite @LaMichael_Corleone and BTP roofying me. I then proceeded to literally sleep through the first half of the game while also managing to hold onto my two beers without spilling. I woke up basically just in time to watch OSU go up 28-3. Shrugged to myself and figured Browning had been doing browning things and the plunger was on, slammed the luke warm beers I'd been holding for 2+hrs and then got to watch our DWAGS try to make what would have been one of the greatest Rose bowl comebacks of all time if they had finished it.
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It was better before you edited it.
 
It was a good time for sure no thanks to @CokeGreaterThanPepsi and the completely useless @Gladstone, rescued by @Baseman and his family.
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Mrs. Baseman told me to never get married under any circumstances.

Pretty great advice if you axe me!
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I'm pretty sure that BTP has about 40 gay dads all living together in a commune in the Skagit River Valley now. Still not sure who the legitimate father is but we all love him like our own anyways.
 
I managed to make it into the game on time despite @LaMichael_Corleone and BTP roofying me. I then proceeded to literally sleep through the first half of the game while also managing to hold onto my two beers without spilling. I woke up basically just in time to watch OSU go up 28-3. Shrugged to myself and figured Browning had been doing browning things and the plunger was on, slammed the luke warm beers I'd been holding for 2+hrs and then got to watch our DWAGS try to make what would have been one of the greatest Rose bowl comebacks of all time if they had finished it.
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It was better before you edited it.
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I'm honestly not sure if it's Vanilla having glitches or my brain after the roofies. Most likely abundance.
 
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
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I lost the height off to @Gladstone. Fucking really sad.
 
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
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I lost the height off to @Gladstone. Fucking really sad.
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Losers lose!
 
@Dennis_DeYoung is technically challenged and Mrs Snow had to save the day and figure out the Blue Tooth on the little speaker that could so we could get the tunes bumping.
 
@Dennis_DeYoung is technically challenged and Mrs Snow had to save the day and figure out the Blue Tooth on the little speaker that could so we could get the tunes bumping.
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My favorite interaction of the entire day was when Mrs. Yella Piss drunkenly explained to me how to get a job out of college for like 10 minutes.
 
@Dennis_DeYoung is technically challenged and Mrs Snow had to save the day and figure out the Blue Tooth on the little speaker that could so we could get the tunes bumping.
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My favorite interaction of the entire day was when Mrs. Yella Piss drunkenly explained to me how to get a job out of college for like 10 minutes.
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You can’t put a price on that high level mentoring.
 
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@Dennis_DeYoung is technically challenged and Mrs Snow had to save the day and figure out the Blue Tooth on the little speaker that could so we could get the tunes bumping.
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This is my fault as I had speakers to bring and failed. No shit though, I was testing the gennie and speakers the night before just to ensure everything worked and the pull cord fucking snapped off. Went so far as to pull the frame open hoping it had broke high enough up I could tie something off but nope, sure enough the fucker had snapped off in the engine housing. Going to be a full tear down to get it out pretty much.

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Yes, a million times thank you for hosting such a great event. I had a lot of fun.
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Just want to confirm DDJ is out of @Swaye’s league. Also because she is not a social retard she’s out of everyone else’s league too.

Good thing I’m gay. It’s not as depressing this way.
 
I'll just say that the tailgate was well hidden

I actually looked for it then realized I had free booze and food waiting in my Terry Donohue club section

Some drunk Buckeye would scream "It's 2:00 and Michigan still sucks every half hour"

So as I was leaving after the score to go 28-3 he is looking at me like he can't believe I 1) expected to win and was pissed we didn't and 2) couldn't believe I would leave early

I told him Michigan did suck. He was so drunk another Husky leaving at the time told him good game and he yells "I'm not out there playing"

Good times all around
 
I’m so horrible with names and whatnot that 24 hours after the fact I’m feeling like I’m doing good to remember a good half dozen to a dozen of the people that I met ... and I don’t think that it was the bourbon’s fault this time
 
I’m so horrible with names and whatnot that 24 hours after the fact I’m feeling like I’m doing good to remember a good half dozen to a dozen of the people that I met ... and I don’t think that it was the bourbon’s fault this time
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It was definitely bizarre having a lot of middle aged men ask me for my twitter handle.
 
I’m so horrible with names and whatnot that 24 hours after the fact I’m feeling like I’m doing good to remember a good half dozen to a dozen of the people that I met ... and I don’t think that it was the bourbon’s fault this time
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It was definitely bizarre having a lot of middle aged men ask me for my twitter handle.
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Yeah ... it’s so awkward for me introducing myself to anybody as a handle vs my name
 
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