"Scientists estimate a third of all duck matings are forced" I guess porking at porking lot is just a natural law for the ducks lol
BTW great board selection
@TierbsHsotBoobs
http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648
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rub my bill, oh yeah
Clues may lie in the drama of ruddy-duck life. The birds have some of the largest penis-to-body ratios found in nature — with penises sometimes longer than their bodies. “I can’t imagine they could grow any longer,” Brennan says. The birds have also been known to fight to the death, which suggests that smaller ruddy ducks might be too stressed to develop penises normally. “Bullying may increase stress hormones, and those could counteract the effects of androgen hormones” that control penis growth, Brennan says.
@TierbsHsotBoobs
http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648
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rub my bill, oh yeah
Kudos on the link. T's and P's to OBK.
Clues may lie in the drama of ruddy-duck life. The birds have some of the largest penis-to-body ratios found in nature — with penises sometimes longer than their bodies. “I can’t imagine they could grow any longer,” Brennan says. The birds have also been known to fight to the death, which suggests that smaller ruddy ducks might be too stressed to develop penises normally. “Bullying may increase stress hormones, and those could counteract the effects of androgen hormones” that control penis growth, Brennan says.
@TierbsHsotBoobs
http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648
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rub my bill, oh yeah
Kudos on the link. T's and P's to OBK.
Clues may lie in the drama of ruddy-duck life. The birds have some of the largest penis-to-body ratios found in nature — with penises sometimes longer than their bodies. “I can’t imagine they could grow any longer,” Brennan says. The birds have also been known to fight to the death, which suggests that smaller ruddy ducks might be too stressed to develop penises normally. “Bullying may increase stress hormones, and those could counteract the effects of androgen hormones” that control penis growth, Brennan says.
obk shall now be known as srd - "smaller ruddy duck"
me and my wife were texting about this thred
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I should have guessed that you use quotation marks in texts to a woman
Jesus
Better than shrivel dick.
SCOREBOARD!
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Q: A duck tends to be in _______ all day.
A:
1). Water
2). Lanning’s wife
3). A van
4). All the above