PM to any bro that drinks White Claw, Hard Seltzers, etc

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Not sorry these are good on the beach or next to the pool. If you know you know.
Takes a Lotta skill to actually make a good seltzer. There's a reason white claw continues to dominate despite all the competition from big brands trying to imitate.
 
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Not sorry these are good on the beach or next to the pool. If you know you know.
Takes a Lotta skill to actually make a good seltzer. There's a reason white claw continues to dominate despite all the competition from big brands trying to imitate.
Sheesh, Bot. I think the Trooj life is making you soft.
I'd have left your pool party back in 2019 if you offered me one of those things.
 
Accidental life hack from yesterday:
  1. Get to the lake house and throw a pint of margarita sour in the freezer so you don't have to wait as long to start hittin' it.
  2. Forget about it until it's 81% frozen.
  3. Squeeze it out into a glass and enjoy.
 
Accidental booze life hack from yesterday #2:
  1. Stop at Total Wine and More on the way to lake house, spend $300 on booze for a 2-night romantic anniversary stay.
  2. Get to lake house and immediately open car door to access precious booze.
  3. Pint of 14% BA chocolate cake stout detaches from carrier, rolls out of the car, and is punctured on gravel.
  4. Get sprayed by beer while grabbing that sucker, plug the hole with finger, carry inside to rinse.
  5. Drink warm 14% beer in the 80+ degree afternoon because no way are you wasting a $13 can.
I guess more of a story of resilience in the face of adversity than a life hack.
 
You have a dark beer sickness, my fren.

@YellowSnow no such thing
There is such a thing when it's 80 fucking degrees outside. Hell it's 100 today in White Wakanda.
Why do you hate Negra Modelo? I know, completely different type of dark beer. But still.
I had one at Messican food dinner last night. But we’re not talking about dunkel style lagers here. We’re talking about @1to392831weretaken buying 14 percent stouts in the summer.
 
Anyone who thinks Coors Light is somehow more manly than hard seltzer is just punishing themselves out of insecurity. They're the same thing (only some girl drinks actually taste good), and there's a Tim and a place for that thing: when you want to drink 14.
 
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Anyone who thinks Coors Light is somehow more manly than hard seltzer is just punishing themselves out of insecurity. They're the same thing (only some girl drinks actually taste good), and there's a Tim and a place for that thing: when you want to drink 14.
there’s nothing manly about light beer. I’ll drink CLs over white claw but it’s still puffy ginage, supple thighs territory.
 
@YellowSnow
my dotter used to work at Deschutes brewery so I am beholden to them, they make good beer
 
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